Spider

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

My nephew said he wanted a spider for his birthday. I went to the pet shop in town and they wanted £35 for one, so i said no thanks, i can get one cheaper off the web  :^O

 

[betty swollocks]

My mates just been sacked from the local pet shop.......... He got caught.......... With his hands.......... In the TRILL!

 

[kerching]

I couldn't believe it when my father got sacked for stealing during his job as a school crossing patrol operative.....but all the signs were there

Attrb Milton Jones

 

[unmartillo]

I walked into the pet shop yesterday and saw an old mate working there. I said, "alright Davey, don't you work in Burger King anymore then?"
 
"Nah, moved on since then. What can I get you?"
 
"Glad to hear it. I'm looking for a tropical frog."
 
"Do you want flies with that?"

 

[revjames]

I went to the pet shop as I wanted an unusual pet. I asked the assistant if he had a bumble bee.. he said, sorry we don't stock them. I said but there was one in the window yesterday!

 

[revjames]

I didnt want to believe that my son was doing graffiti. but the writing was on the wall