Stopped by police

[bassman]

An electrician stopped by police at 1 in the morning and asked where he was going at this time of night.

He says, "To a lecture about alchohol abuse and effects on the human body."policeman says

"Really who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Electrician says.

The F~~~~ wife.

 

[m4tty]

:slap lol

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

At 1.30am the same morning the police pulled over a speeding motorist. As the copper walked towards the pulled over car he noticed a large rottweiler in the passenger seat and the driver was punching the dog repeatedly in the head and shouting at it. Pulling the drivers door open, the cop shouted "right I'm doing you for speeding and cruelty to an animal". "Cruelty?" the motorist screamed, "you'd be cruel to a dog that just swallowed your tax disc !..............."

 

[SeánH]

cracking jokes them two

 

[revjames]

Cop came along side and said "pullover", I said "actually its a sweater but thanks for noticing" I pulled over and was asked to identify myself. I looked in the mirror, pointed to my reflection and said "yep, thats me"... :coat

 

[bassman]

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!"

"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

 

[revjames]

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!""No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

:red card :red card