Swine flu

[Evans Electric]

My neighbour , Paddy, was frightened to get his car filled in case he caught swine flu. I had to tell him it was Mexico not Texaco !!!

 

[steptoe]

I dont know if this is allowed or not, depends if your right on or one of the tree huggers I suppose.

they did say pigs would fly if america ever got a black president,

well,

100 days in and

pigs flu.

says it all really.

I thought it was funny at least.

 

[Apache]

(I liked it steps )

You know how to tell if it's real flu or swine flu?

Rashes with swine flu................

 

[Andy™]

(I liked it steps )You know how to tell if it's real flu or swine flu?

Rashes with swine flu................

i got the :coat when i said that....

so go get your :coat

 

[Apache]

i got the :coat when i said that....so go get your :coat

Maybe - but I'm medically trained and speaking with authority

 

[Badger]

Maybe - but I'm medically trained and speaking with authority

:^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

 

[Andy™]

Maybe - but I'm medically trained and speaking with authority

well i am also medically trained.

done a first aid course many years ago.....

 

[Apache]

well i am also medically trained.done a first aid course many years ago.....

congratulations

 

[steptoe]

I can put shot pet dogs as well,!!!!

oh sh*t,

sorry,

Im meant put them gently to sleep......

 

[Evans Electric]

I dont know if this is allowed or not, depends if your right on or one of the tree huggers I suppose.they did say pigs would fly if america ever got a black president,

well,

100 days in and

pigs flu.

says it all really.

I thought it was funny at least.

Applaud Smiley

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

well i am also medically trained.done a first aid course many years ago.....

So ring up your local police stattion.....

and you are also "speaking with Authority"!!

:coat

 

[Badger]

I went to my doctors today, as i was worried i might have the possible swineflu virus,

but all he said was heres some OINKMENT :^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:coat

 

[Andy™]

The 6 other dwarfs regretted failing to see the signs as Sneezy eventually died from swine flu.

 

[Andy™]

The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to play in the mud..

 

[sparks1963]

My friend had Swine Flu - It only lasted a Weeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk.

 

[jl-heating]

I tried to phone NHS direct to get some advice, but all i got was crackling on the line!

 

[Andy™]

First Mad Cow Disease, then Bird flu and now swine Flu.

Seems to me that our food is out for revenge!

 

[Andy™]

I told my mate to go and get tested for this swine flu.

He's never been to Mexico but he has been with some pigs

 

[Andy™]

swine flu, Bird flu, Mad Cow disease.

Whoever is naming the illnesses must be a damn vegetarian.

 

[Andy™]

Apparently the first symptom of swine flu is that you get the trotts