T-Shirt

[OnOff]

Does anyone know where I can get a girlie T-Shirt with a damn great printed VOLUME CONTROL on for the missus? I don't mind her telling me the outcome of her fractious discussions with utility companies / goings on with relatives / goings on up the school but why oh why does she HAVE to do it at a volume and pitch that makes me wince? 

I've seen "Sorry I don't come with a volume control" but only in baby sizes.

Quite serious btw it's her birthday in September.

 

[betty swollocks]

This the kinda thing you re looking for

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/volume+control+womens+clothing

Or

http://www.spreadshirt.co.uk/volume-control-t-shirts-C4408A24803440/vp/24803440T175A99PC29740172PA296#/detail/24803440T175A99PC29740172PA296

Or

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/mf/76349238/volume-control-peformance-dry-tshirt_performance-dry-tshirt

Or

My fav but from USA

http://skreened.com/musician/vintage-amp-control-panel-shirt?

 

[NozSpark]

Just go into a work wear shop that prints whatever you want,,, that's what I'd do,,, however I do have a mate that does that kind of thing