Ten Puns.....

[Revved Up Sparky]

.... that I tell people on a regular basis. Take a look and tell me which one made you laugh the most !. Apologies in advance if you've heard any of them before !

1. I was walking down the street last week and a hoodie threw a piece of cheese at me hitting me in the back of the head !. I rubbed my head, turned around and told the lad

 

[revjames]

Simon eneterd these ten puns in a punning competition hoping that one of them would win him a lucrative prize. However no pun in ten did.... :coat

 

[Evans Electric]

Best pun I ever saw was a notice in a camping gear shop window in Stratford upon Avon .....This is true..... " Now is winter of our discount tent"

 

[jameseye12]

Sounds About Right for Stratford

 

[a1]

I miss your jokes, guys.

 

[batty]

I miss your jokes, guys.

And Mrs Admins.

 

[Andy™]

I miss your jokes, guys.

i dont post them anymore since a certain member didnt like some of them...

 

[Nicky Tesla]

I was working in this blokes house the other day, when i noticed he had a bookshelf with books that were all the same.

I said " how come you've got so many war n peace books", he replied " its a long story".

bubum!

 

[Andy™]

:coat

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

I walked into my local library last week with a pair of scissors in my hand. I sat down, cut off the bottom inch of one of the legs of my jeans and stuffed it into the bookcase. On my way out I overheard the library assistant telling someone "that was a turn up for the books !".....

 

[Evans Electric]

Somebody shoot that man!!!!

 

[Nicky Tesla]

hes bin listning to "that velcro, what a rip off" Tim Vine

 

[a1]

Noooo, don't shut him up!

Great stuff ref.

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Thanks guys, well I have to say all the folks in that library are very respectful decent people, last Friday at 1100 I witnessed everybody observing two minutes silence.

 

[adiewadie247]

I was going to write a pun myself, but my pencil was blunt so there was no point...