the lone ranger

[Flying Scotsman]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,

 

[no1electrician]

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[Apache]

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Lone ranger and Tonto riding along when Tonto gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground

"Buffalo come" said Tonto

The lone Ranger asked how he knew that

Tonto replies "ear stickly"

 

[a2]

Just had to add mine.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

"What does it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment then speaks, "Tonto you idiot, someone stole our tent."

 

[Badger]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,