davetheglitz
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Sharpend
"It Just Is"
Glad you enjoyed it Dave, but I can't see what your on about??
davetheglitz
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Sorry - C***** up the attachment - if that is the right choice of words!
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Scoobed for that
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I'm with sharpy on this one. Don't get it
Sharpend
"It Just Is"
Didn't say I didn't get it just couldn't see it!
Now that I can, is the cat scared by the puss he's seen?
Now that I can, is the cat scared by the puss he's seen?
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How many nails are used to hold a lesbians bed together ?
None, its all tongue & groove.
None, its all tongue & groove.
A lesbian goes to see her gynacologist (ive never had to spell that word before now lol)
After a few minutes rummaging around, he pulls off his latex gloves and says "Well now, you are in good shape! Its clean as a whistle in there!"
"It should be" says the lesbian " I have a woman in twice a week"
After a few minutes rummaging around, he pulls off his latex gloves and says "Well now, you are in good shape! Its clean as a whistle in there!"
"It should be" says the lesbian " I have a woman in twice a week"
dewayne08
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It appears error on me.
A guy walks into the bar orders a pint, after taking a liking to the barmaid he says "can I buy you a drink?"
The barmaid says "You've no chance with me love, I'm a lesbian!"
"What's a lesbian?", he asks
"Well you see that gorgeous blonde at the end of the bar? Well I want to rip her clothes off and run my tongue over every inch of her naked body till she's screaming with pleasure!"
The guy pauses for a minute and then says, "Bloody hell! I think I'm a lesbian too!!"
The barmaid says "You've no chance with me love, I'm a lesbian!"
"What's a lesbian?", he asks
"Well you see that gorgeous blonde at the end of the bar? Well I want to rip her clothes off and run my tongue over every inch of her naked body till she's screaming with pleasure!"
The guy pauses for a minute and then says, "Bloody hell! I think I'm a lesbian too!!"
Yes well be careful, last time I tried it the barmaid poured boiling water over my hand.......... Oh hang onHAHAHA!!
No, wasnt me!
but Boyfriend works down there. He's on nights at the moment but going back on normal bar shifts soon so if you're a regular there you might see me when I pop in to see him
Cheating on Steps already?!No, wasnt me!
Well, he still hasn't sorted out his patio...
