Things that annoy you upon being given a Job card

[Phoenix]

To start with...

No parking near by, I hate stressing about finding somewhere to park, and when I do, having to lug tools miles on foot! Only to find I have forgotten the one thing I need

Any more?

 

[kerching]

I have varying wheeled tool cases...but I invariably managed to roll through evey 'pavement dog egg' twixt parking and site.

if not a dog egg then it's last nights pavement pizza

NICE!

 

[Blue Duck]

Job on the 14th floor and some lowlife has defecated in the lift?

 

[kerching]

Lifts!

luckily I do not work in these blocks anymore, they have been demolished

first thing I was told was 'NEVER press the lift buttons with any part of your body' use a screwdriver or something else. Local,scrotes used to snap off hypo needles in the buttons!...press button, get an unwanted needle up your finger!!

same applied to handrails on stairways