What a load of gonads !!

[Evans Electric]

The 18th edition   presented as  the Second Coming  with an overawed population gazing reverently skywards   like  a religious tract  or  the Ten Commandments beaming down  from heaven  .  

Stepps will be out in his back garden when he sees this ...hoping for a free edition to beam down to him  :innocent

 

[Blue Duck]

Well that revelation is enough for someone to sell up, move out and become a jointer! 

Talk about stuffing it down our necks!

W's

headbang

 

[binky]

looks like 'war of the worlds' - seems appropiate somehow!

 

[Evans Electric]

looks like 'war of the worlds' - seems appropiate somehow!

Thats what I thought  :slap

 

[binky]

 a bunch of aliens ****ting on our heads from a great height in an attempt to destroy us...... :^O

 

[Blue Duck]

 a bunch of aliens ****ting on our heads from a great height in an attempt to enslave  us...... :^O

FTFY.

 

[Sharpend]

Is that a family photo of TLFB, his sidekick and EC been brought back to life to haunt us? :C  

 

[Murdoch]

The scams are rubbing their hands with glee and topping up their pensions .......................................

They should be campaigning to putting a halt to this gravy train .............................. er hold on ....................they probably campaigned for these minor changes ..........................

 

[Evans Electric]

You can't tell me this is no more than a commercial  promotion  

 

[ProDave]

Damn. I had a money making idea.  Seeing as they are using 18thedition.com I thought I would go and see if 19thedition.com was available (for a few years hence) and cyber squat it. But allas it is already taken.

If you want a longer term punt, 20thedition.com is still available.

Interestingly 17thedition.com is in use but comes up as account suspended?

 

[Blue Duck]

Please Don't go to their website as it is infected with malware.

Hopefully their appalling IT will cripple them from within.

You can't tell me this is no more than a commercial  promotion  

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I'm pretty sure @kerching had some more appropriate visualisations for their advertising scheme?

 

[kerching]

Please Don't go to their website as it is infected with malware.

Hopefully their appalling IT will cripple them from within.

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I'm pretty sure @kerching had some more appropriate visualisations for their advertising scheme?

TLFB and Dangly Sanitaryware stood atop a mountain micturating a steaming stream of gravy in the style of a waterfall which finally lands on a scantily clad EC  basking on a pile of OUR crispy £50 notes who , with a wry smile on her face and  comedy CHARRRRRRIDDDDDY Cheque in her hand, screams out ....."we are doing ALL of this for the good of our MEMBERS"

this is only a first first draft and may need tweaking, very much like ECs .......????????

 

[Blue Duck]

Where's the anusol?