Whilst we are on the subject of advancing age, I thought I might share a few thoughts on text messaging for the over 40's. The younger generation use LOL and ROFL etc, well here are a few suggestions for the older ones (James you probably use some of these already)..... :-
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair,
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was,
GHA - Got Heartburn Again,
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement,
IMHAO - Is My Hearing Aid On ?,
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To ?
GGLKI - Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In.