Yearly advice from old Git

[Evans Electric]

Taking a few days off to rest aching knees made me think  of reiterating yearly warning to young Gits.

 Wear the kneepads from day one for ALL kneeling jobs. ( even as an apprentice)

 Wear  the mask for ALL loft work where there is the vile , loose ,fibreglass insulation , piled 4 feet high , that we are expected to wallow in . 

Edit :   And stop smoking while you're at it , too. !

 

[Manator]

My knees hurt, my chest is bad and I wish I had done all that you said from an early age.

 

[Evans Electric]

Trouble is Maneater , when young we  all think we are indestrucible and are going to live forever and time is passing much slower .

 

[Andy™]

Taking a few days off to rest aching knees made me think  of reiterating yearly warning to young Gits.

 Wear the kneepads from day one for ALL kneeling jobs. ( even as an apprentice)

 Wear  the mask for ALL loft work where there is the vile , loose ,fibreglass insulation , piled 4 feet high , that we are expected to wallow in . 

Edit :   And stop smoking while you're at it , too. !

done, done and never smoked...

 

[Evans Electric]

Excellent Andy  , glad to hear it . 

 

[steptoe]

Lemmy done OK,   

I should probably have croaked it years ago mesel,,,,    :C

 

[Blue Duck]

I heard that Lemmy was told to cut back on his drinking, he consumed something like 1litre of JD a day. So he switched to 1litre of Vodka and Orange a day as it had vitamin C in it. :lol:

My knees are courgetteed, Arthritis in the family see,  Bought the best knee pads I could find after Deke's advice from about 2 years ago still cant do long stints.

Have given up smoking though!

 

[misssweden]

Deke, is this you? 

Knee pads - check. 

Mask - N/A, i never set my foot in a loft.

Stop smoking - check. 3 years and counting. 

 

[Andy™]

you need a mask for more than just in a loft... anything dusty,  cutting slabs, chasing etc etc

 

[misssweden]

Don't really do any dusty work, other than crawling into the odd understairs cupboard  

I always have make sure i keep my back warm though, trying to put off getting jointers back for as long as possible...

 

[Manator]

Don't really do any dusty work, other than crawling into the odd understairs cupboard  

I always have make sure i keep my back warm though, trying to put off getting jointers back for as long as possible...

Don't crawl into the odd understairs cupboards! Many parties have ended bad that way.

 

[misssweden]

Don't crawl into the odd understairs cupboards! Many parties have ended bad that way.

Are you speaking from

experience...?

 

[Manator]

I did it once when I was about 17 with a French exchange student. It left me marked for life!!

I have never wanted to do it with an English girl after that experience. Now I am too old to do it with any nationality. Even Swedish :slap

 

[misssweden]

I did it once when I was about 17 with a French exchange student. It left me marked for life!!

I have never wanted to do it with an English girl after that experience. Now I am too old to do it with any nationality. Even Swedish :slap

Lesson learnt: beware of the foreigners! :slap

 

[Evans Electric]

Deke, is this you? View attachment 6729

Knee pads - check. 

Mask - N/A, i never set my foot in a loft.

Stop smoking - check. 3 years and counting. 

Looking that way TBH.  Sweedy!!

Sometimes I wake up and think ...uh  still here then .

 

[Evans Electric]

I heard that Lemmy was told to cut back on his drinking, he consumed something like 1litre of JD a day. So he switched to 1litre of Vodka and Orange a day as it had vitamin C in it. :lol:

My knees are courgetteed, Arthritis in the family see,  Bought the best knee pads I could find after Deke's advice from about 2 years ago still cant do long stints.

Have given up smoking though!

Someone listens to the old fool then ....glad to hear it on both counts !!    

On the smoking .... someone I've worked with over the last 20 yrs  has just been diagnosed with possible throat cancer ,  he awaits  the hospital's meeting tomorrow to confirm .    He's going through hell at the moment ...I wish him well .

Heavy smoker until 3 months ago when he changed to the vapour jobby & had reduced the nicotine content to zero.     

So to all of thee who smoke the weed 

Read of this and take some heed :Bad Idea:

 

[Blue Duck]

I will gladly accept your words of wisdom Sir Dekington! :Salute

To add to the subject of smoking, vaping destroyed my need for **** so quickly and has done the same job for a lot of people I know who could not function without ****.

Anyone wanting to quit **** should definitely give it a shot, go have look in your local vaping shop they are usually very helpful & be quick as the tobacco giants will soon get their way...

 

[Sharpend]

Concur with the duck, wife smoked cigs for 40 odd years changed to vape last year and has never had the desire for a 'normal' *** since. 

 

[Lusk]

I switched to the e-cig/pipe vaping 2 years 8 months ago.

I have now NOT smoked 40,000 ****!!!  Then there's all the cash I haven't spent.

 

[Evans Electric]

Good going guys .

I often think in terms of the cost of **** , not smoked since 2002,   might see book or DVD & think its less than a packet of 20 **** , buy it you tight git. 

So in Lusk's equation thats about 100,000 **** not smoked and about £30,000 NOT spent on **** .  

Memo to self:   search pockets & cupboards , it must be somewhere. :C