You got mail.

[a2]

One day a blonde went out to check her mail box. Five minutes later she does this process again, she does this five different times. The last time she does it her neighbour who was looking at this through the window commented, 'U must have something very important coming the way u keep checking your mailbox. Then the blonde says no I'm working on my computer and it keeps saying that I've got mail.

 

[a2]

This Blonde walks into a curtain store to purchase some curtains. An employee walks up to her & asks her if she needs help. She says yeah, I'm looking for some curtains to fit my computer.

He says Ma'am why do you need curtains for your computer? She says Uhh, HELLOO, I have Windows!

 

[Apache]

:|

 

[a2]

:|

Oh go to bed.

:^O :^O

 

[a1]

:^O