Your Missus and 50 Shades of Grey, 50 Shades Darker and 50 Shades Freed

[a1]

Flipping Heck...

Has the "50 Shades of Grey" books 1,2 & 3 (I,II & III) been purchased, borrowed or read by any of your missuses yet?

Mine bought them a couple of weeks ago. ]

There is going to be a film made of it apparently - 50 Shades of Grey Movie, Universal have bought the rights of it apparently.

50 Shades of Grey - EL James - Book I (1)

50 Shades of Darker - EL James - Book II (2)

50 Shades of Freed - EL James - Book III (3)

Are you one of the Women (or Men) that have bought any of the 50 Shades of Grey Books? Let us know what you think of it, if your viewing as a Guest, why not register for a free account and let us have your opinion / review / reviews of these now famous books.

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POLL: Who Should Play Christian Grey In '50 Shades Of Grey' Movie?

• <label for="rb_optionnumber_1"> Robert Pattinson</label>
  
• <label for="rb_optionnumber_1"></label><label for="rb_optionnumber_2">Ian Somerhalder</label>
  
• <label for="rb_optionnumber_3"> Ryan Gosling</label>
  
• <label for="rb_optionnumber_4"> Christian Bale</label>
  
• <label for="rb_optionnumber_5"> Alexander Skarsgard</label>
  
• <label for="rb_optionnumber_6">Chris Pine</label>
  
• <label for="rb_optionnumber_7"> Henry Cavill</label>
  
• <label for="rb_optionnumber_8"> Other</label>
  

 

[Evans Electric]

Blimey Admin I'm a big reader but hav'nt heard of those TBH.

Its not some strange Welsh thing , is it ?

 

[betty swollocks]

My Missus has read them all and couldn't believe what the hype was about,

The worst part is when your 17 yr old daughter borrows them, reads them and then has a conversation in front of you about how erotic it is!?!?

 

[monkey5]

i aint spoke to the wife for days as this bleeping book is in front of her face all the time. right just off out to get the 3rd book for her, just hope theres a few like harry potter - keeps her from nagging at me.

 

[betty swollocks]

See this link for a quick overview

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/06/24/gilbert-gottfried-reads-fifty-shades-of-grey/

 

[kerching]

Thought you were talking about First Wife's Hair........ :run

 

[steptoe]

your first wife will soon be on 2nd husband if you are not careful.! :slap

 

[kerching]

your first wife will soon be on 2nd husband if you are not careful.! :slap

Nah, She knows her place...after nearly 34 years together she should do... :innocent

 

[steptoe]

yea, patting down the patio!

 

[m4tty]

Yeah my mrs has read them too. Think its something to do with faceache promoting the rubbish lol mr grey long fingers ffs go buy a porno if that's what your into lol

 

[OnOff]

Seems all the "yummy mummies" up the school are into them.................mine's not though!

 

[ProDave]

Where's the "I haven't got a clue what you are talking about" option? :coat

 

[a1]

They're calling it "Mummy Porn" FFS !!!

 

[husky2013]

Iv read all 3 downloaded them

On my iPad and read all 3 within 48 hours! I couldn't put it down!

Defo worth reading although streetlighter sat there saying u not finished reading that mucky book yet!

Im lookin forward to the film

 

[paul b b]

If Ron Howard is directing it you can guarantee that tom (w)hanks is the main roll

 

[husky2013]

It's not all about 'pornos'

A lot of the content of the books are actually about the. Psychology and the emotion of the storyline! Yes its saucy and could be considered as erotic content but you need to read between the lines

 

[kerching]

It's not all about 'pornos' A lot of the content of the books are actually about the. Psychology and the emotion of the storyline! Yes its saucy and could be considered as erotic content but you need to read between the lines

The last time I read between the lines there was just a blank......one line of text, then underneath it was a line with nothing on it , I suppose it was not even a 'line' per se but more of a non-line, and then another line of text. This was then repeated for the entire story. I have copied and pasted the 'inter-line stuff' below, makes no sense to me : ROTFWL

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[husky2013]

Lol kerching I mean figuratively speaking!

 

[husky2013]

And in response to the poll as to who should play MR Christian Grey I was perusing this question for some time and I have come up with the idea of Nick Lachey and Miss Steele should be played by kristen Stewart.

 

[steptoe]

right, well I havent read the book yet, but I might,

esp if kirsten stewart is playing someone, I could play someone else,

but going on what you lot are saying I think I should play someone, and Lucy lawless should play the other someone,

whatever that means, it makes perfect sense to me,

BTW Mrs S,

you wanna build me a website? :x

Ive got me my domain and everything.