Your Missus and 50 Shades of Grey, 50 Shades Darker and 50 Shades Freed

[Zeespark]

I was round at a girlfriends house on Saturday evening for a bit, it was a case of either hearing her yap on about these books, or watch Britain Has Got Talent - I shut Me eyes and put My index finger in Me ears.

AndyGuinness

 

[husky2013]

Steps I would if I could mate but at the moment I got no working laptop and won't have for the next 2-3 weeks! It's being collected Tuesday as soon as that's sorted I'll sort it out for u matey

 

[binky]

My Missus has read them all and couldn't believe what the hype was about, The worst part is when your 17 yr old daughter borrows them, reads them and then has a conversation in front of you about how erotic it is!?!?

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[Evans Electric]

These books were reviewed on R5 yesterday , as mildly erotic , repetitive carp TBH.

Edit : Thought you'd got the title wrong at first glance , imagined them all listening to the old Johnny Cash song " Forty Shades of Green "

Another senior moment I guess.

 

[steptoe]

I was round at a girlfriends house on Saturday evening for a bit, it was a case of either hearing her yap on about these books, or watch Britain Has Got Talent - I shut Me eyes and put My index finger in Me ears.AndyGuinness

have I taught you nothing Andy, put something in her ear,

and its not your finger,

and its not her ear!

 

[M107]

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DBGj2H-nzzs

 

[a1]

Fifty Shades of Grey - Theatrical Trailer 2012 [HD] 1080p - Matt Bomer Alexis Bledel E.L. James

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Fifty Shades Of Grey - Official Teaser Trailer 2012 [HD]

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[Evans Electric]

Every time I read the post title of Admin's favourite book , what,s left of my mind jumps to an old Johnny Cash song " Forty Shades of Green" It was one for the Paddy,s .

 

[betty swollocks]

‎my new book

50 shades of Middlesbrough............

"Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women". "As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight.""As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Richard. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland store. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same.....

 

[steptoe]

^^^^

:|

what sort of life did/do you live Betty? :|

 

[Evans Electric]

OOoooooh Betty ....you old romantic ..you .

 

[steptoe]

walk on the wild side betty? :|

we are a very open minded forum here you know,

admin has his shed and evrything,

and Deke may be able to help you with some of Sandra's stuff,

what size do you take?

:|

 

[a1]

The latest one now is "Bared to you by Sylvia Day" - is this the next "50 shades of grey"?

:_|

 

[OnOff]

Well, I gave in and read it. Couldn't see what the fuss was about.............