3 word story

[batty]

very long job

 

[steptoe]

that involves poking

 

[kerching]

and some reaming

 

[NozSpark]

of a hole

 

[a1]

the size of

 

[cadspark]

the channel tunnel

 

[Dunx]

it took ten

 

[m4tty]

Of steps rods

 

[a1]

or more to

 

[cadspark]

keep the French

 

[kerching]

wine-guzzling surrender monkeys

 

[jameseye12]

who had stolen

 

[batty]

the key too

 

[steptoe]

KMEs beer fridge

 

[Badger]

was left outside

 

[kerching]

awaiting Pikey extraordinary-rendition

 

[cadspark]

of Waltzing Matilda

 

[jameseye12]

accompanied by Lemmings

 

[kerching]

and all Motorhead

 

[jameseye12]

who were coincidently