A chemistry joke.......

[barbaricduck]

QU: What do thirsty owls like to drink????????

Note; please say the answer out loud in an owl stylee for maximum effect....

ANS: 2h2o (thats otherwise known as heavy water)........

SORRY!!!

 

[Apache]

H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, hair and laundry bleach!

 

[Apache]

we have a 'get your coat' smilie for such occasions

:coat

 

[Jono Pashley]

Heavy water is water that contains a higher proportion than normal of the isotope deuterium, as deuterium oxide, D2O or

 

[Evans Electric]

Thats that joke ruined then.