absence

[kme]

As some of you will know.......

The last 6 months in the KME household haven`t been too good - MIL & FIL lost.......

SO - whilst I am quiet (i.e. got no work at all for next week ), I`m taking Mrs. KME off for a week of R&R in the sun- poor buggr needs a break, bless her :x

I promise to try to think of you all working hard next week, whilst I`m floating around in the red sea, practicing my "swim away from the sharks" manouvres as much as possible , whilst trying not get too much sun, and go all lobster coloured..........B-)

I`ll be back here on the 21st - TRY to leave me a couple of me Guinness in t`fridge please.

KME

 

[Manator]

I do wish you and Mrs KME a very good well deserved break.

 

[Theorysparky]

Hope you have a good break mate

as for a Guinness left for you ???? er no

what chance there being any left with us lot around

if any member leaves the country then their fridge becomes ours ????? its in the T+Cs mate .....

 

[Sidewinder]

Enjoy bud, look after the Mrs & your good self and come back ready and raring to go on all that work that will have built up!

GIT!

Not that Im jealous or anything!

:Salute :ApplaudGuinness:x

 

[NozSpark]

Hope you have a good time, God you deserve it...

.....and may your answerphone be full on your return

 

[tom1]

have a good time mate

 

[Apache]

Have a good one mate, look after the missus!

Bet you're glad you didn't decide to go to Tokyo after all

You got the Admins pet sitting? - that would be a handful!

 

[kme]

Theo: erm which T&Cs mate? I didn`t see that

Enjoy bud, look after the Mrs & your good self and come back ready and raring to go on all that work that will have built up!GIT!

Not that Im jealous or anything!

:Salute :ApplaudGuinness:x

ray rayrayrayray

Ooh I hope so mate - otherwise it`ll be less "KME" and more "me"

(Jealous? Of what, exactly?)

Thanks all - :x

p.s. snakehips - there`re two "u"s in chauffeur :slap

Did you buy her that peaked cap, after?

`Pache: Gawd NO!

Poor Ad2 has enough to deal with - 5 kids, a dog and "the beast"

(apparently Admin has taken to calling himself that on the local circuit) - :run

 

[Apache]

(apparently Admin has taken to calling himself that on the local circuit) - :run

You know about his dogging too? It's the only reason he let Admin 2 get a puppy............

 

[kme]

Know about it??

He practically parades it around the place!!!! Lowers the tone of the neighbourhood somewhat; but what can one do, in such trying circumstances? ROTFWLO) :tongue in cheek

( :x to admin - you know we love you really.......just not "that way".)

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Theo: erm which T&Cs mate? I didn`t see that

:red card FFS... this is basic stuff...

I thought it was just 5DW who didn't grasp the basics...

Page 29 of 'F.A.R.T.I.N.G' amendment 2009.

{Forum Agreements Rules & Terms Including Normal Guidance.}

Chapter 4 - Special Locations:

Rule 4/20.1-4

A forum members beer fridge is a special location that must be kept stocked at all times to ensure immediate readiness, should a member require emergency sustenance.

4/20.1-5

To ensure reliable operation Beer Fridges must be tested every day.(i) Where a member is absent from his/her own beer fridge additional protection of the beer can be offered by secondary members utilising the contents

(ii) Secondary protection by use of outward RCD (Regular Courier Delivery) to dispatch contents to other member may be afforded

4/20.1-6

Where a member is to be absent for two of more consecutive days they must ensure inbound RCD (Regular Courier Delivery) to keep the beer fridge stocked(i) During long absences a secondary member may be nominated to manage the Beer Fridge contents.

(ii) During times of peak demand the shared beer fridge may be rodded to ensure the door stays open to maximize to flow of the current content's to other members

(iii) It there is a danger of touch potential between multiple members accessing the same beer simultaneously, a time delayed door control system my be employed to reduce the touch potential to maximum of two members.

Its all pretty clear and level one stuff!

Steptoe is on his way over to Rod your beer fridge door..

Theo is just getting Admin to authorise additional delivery's to your beer account..

So you bugger off..

have a good holiday..

And we'll all have a great time drinking your beer!

GuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinness]

 

[Manator]

I am going to replace your fridge light with a state of the art LED.

 

[sparky b]

Sorry KME, but we're gonna need a signed note from a responsible adult before you can leave

(p.s enjoy your time away!!!!!!)

 

[steptoe]

Sorry KME, but we're gonna need a signed note from a responsible adult before you can leave(p.s enjoy your time away!!!!!!)

And where are you gonna find one of them on here?

 

[kerching]

Which bit of t'Egypt are you going to?

Rules

Drink plenty of bottled water

No Salad

No Stella Local beer to be drunk EVER

Drink Meisner, Sakara Gold or Stella Premium if you can get it

Don't 'smell' the money

Watch out being ripped off by Taxi Drivers saying you paid with Pilasters instead of Pounds

Beware being ripped at Airport for Visas

for those are the rules, if we didn't have rules ......

well thats what has worked for me in the past [20+ trips so far].................... :coat

Shukran

 

[M107]

Enjoy the time off Bud & spoil her indoors.

 

[steptoe]

Have a good time spoiling the boss!

ENJOY!

Im.just jealous, I.really must get this excess baggage and my bending to fit in Mrs KME bag sorted out.!

Kerching, KME goes about 20 times a year!

 

[NozSpark]

Has he gone yet???

do you think we could sneak a Guinness Guinness??

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Has he gone yet???do you think we could sneak a Guinness Guinness??

I'm already on me 7th...

GuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinnessGuinness

 

[steptoe]

quick,

close the fridge,

I think he may be back.

:run