He's definitely back!.....
I missed the bloody flight,Buggerz........me study chair weren`t even cold, and you`re raiding away like there`s no tomorrow!(If anyone hasn`t signed in since last week; they make have drunk one of the specially "modified" Guinness - you`ll find them within 6" of the nearest loo........( ex-lax & Guinness - what a combo!)
Kerching mate - Shukran kateer for the "rules" sadiki; but the taxi drivers don`t argue when you`re paying in L.E. anyway
"Don`t eat the salad" is a rule?? Oh damn - I`ve been eating salad for/with dinner & tea for the last seven days - what will happen to me?????
(You`ll find that the salad, and having ice in your drink, depends on the caliber of hotel you choose ) AND how well you know the owner
Best rule - learn as much "egyptian" Arabic as you can...... When you get the usual sales patter..."Where you from..???" -
"Enta Musreen" (plural) or "Ana Musree" (singular) of "We`re (I`m) Egyptian" works every time. By the time they finish laughing, you`re out of range.......... Maershy Maersh? Temam?
Refreshed, mossie bitten, lightly golden in colour (I wish) and ready to go - nice, restful break, and we`re back!!!!!
Thanks for all the wishes - Albert: you don`t know what you missed