An Election Message....

[apprentice87]

[SIZE=12pt]Just a word for any of you "undecided" voters. You will ALL be old, and possibly infirm one day. You might well have a health problem or an accident that causes this sooner rather than later. BUT just remember this, the two most important acts of parliament EVER to legislate for the care and assistance of such persons, namely the 1948 national assistance act and the 1970 chronically sick and disabled persons act have BOTH been repealed by the Tories. Kept that one quiet eh?? Did not see that in the papers did you!! So… Still think the NHS is safe with them in charge???[/SIZE]

john...

 

[Andy™]

Id vote Deke

 

[misssweden]

Me too Andy, but I'm not allowed to vote.

 

[kerching]

Me too Andy, but I'm not allowed to vote.

And that is the way it should be!

FFS next thing you know they will be letting the weaker S. E. X. Drive cars!.....and then what? Working in a qualified trade instead of keeping the Home clean and respectable for when the breadwinner returns home

Just saying

 

[Murdoch]

As far as I'm concerned ALL MP's who haven't got 20 years work experience AND/or haven't lived in the constituency they represent for 10 years needs to exit stage left and be replaced by people with real life experience.

I vote for the end of the career politician

 

[misssweden]

And that is the way it should be!

FFS next thing you know they will be letting the weaker S. E. X. Drive cars!.....and then what? Working in a qualified trade instead of keeping the Home clean and respectable for when the breadwinner returns home

Just saying

Yeah you can't let that happen kerch, the world is going downhill as it is...

 

[ProDave]

Life is SO much easier here.

I don't want SNP, so LibDem are the only ones that stand a chance of keeping them out here in the most northerly mainland constituency.

A vote for conservative our UKIP would be completely wasted here.

 

[Evans Electric]

So ...one vote  eh!     Think I'm going lose my deposit .

With tomorrow being election day I have little time to develop  The Deke Party Manifesto but it would begin thus :-  

1)   A total ban on all immigration, including from EU .  Then an Australian style programme put into place .

2)   Terrorists given a fair trial , then shot .  

3)    The Lottery rules altered to fund rebuilding of the NHS . 

4)     Abolish Child Allowance  ( Except for cases of desperate need)   Basically if you have 'em you feed & clothe 'em ...not the rest of us.

5)    Abolish Part Pee & introduce a licence scheme for electricians , issued on completion of a practical apprenticship & awarded a basic C&Gs .

6)    Children given more time to actually BE children , without sex education forced upon them at age 8 , remove the constant fear of must pass this 

        exam , that exam , get back to basics so they are leaving school with the ability to read , spell , a good grounding in maths & an understanding   

        that not everyone will become a pop star or a £million  per week footballer.    

7)    Reinstate Steptoe to the Forum . 

 

[ProDave]

You have got 2 votes now Deke.

 

[Evans Electric]

Right I'm ready to form a government .   The Number 10 cat will have find another billet , as wee Oscar hates them .

 

[kerching]

A slight amendment to section 2 of your manifesto

The immediate family of the terrorist should also be shot, rendered down and sold to glue factories. All assets should be donated to a charity diametrically opposed to their views

Just saying

 

[Evans Electric]

How about ......... OK   Immediate family shot ...turned into glue etc ..... then all their fellow countrymen living here , deported back to whence they came .

Resulting in :-

NHS overcrowding solved .

National housing shortage solved .

Job shortage solved

A thousand , trillion , billion pounds in benefits , family allowances & money leaving the country to fund somebody's brother's farm in some far off land , saved.

Threat from terrorism lifted at a stroke .

And for my next trick ....   Take back Austria  & invade Poland . :Salute

 

[pewter]

You dont really believe all this terrorism rubbish do you?

You are being fooled by the media to believe,

-we are under a terrorist threat to restrict our privacy and rights.

-it is the fault of immigrants and poor people the country is in a bad state.

what about the banks who have created this mess pay some of the money back?

Tax avoidance by the rich and large companies would fix the NHS

dont focus your anger on poor people.

 

[misssweden]

How about an amendment for section 1? Ban all immigration, except from Sweden (I don't wanna emigrate again, it's hard work)

 

[septiclecky]

And that is the way it should be!

FFS next thing you know they will be letting the weaker S. E. X. Drive cars!.....and then what? Working in a qualified trade instead of keeping the Home clean and respectable for when the breadwinner returns home

Just saying

You forgot to that they should use their smaller feet for what they where intend for - Getting closer to the kitchen sink. LOL

 

[apprentice87]

Obviously one would not seek to ban immigration from Sweden!!! The more Ulrika Jonssen types we have here the better!!

john...

 

[apprentice87]

Have a read of this then.....

http://www.dontbea****ingidiot.uk/

john..

 

[Murdoch]

Have a read of this then.....

http://www.dontbea****ingidiot.uk/

john..

If the website contains "that word" then I'm not even going to bother.

 

[apprentice87]

Thought you would like it!!

john...

 

[Sharpend]

Truth is same could be said for any party or coalition thereof on any number of alleged policies, I'll guarantee that come the next election there'll be another site of similar ilk bashing the last lot in number 10. It's the old adage you can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time.

Facts are there is a better economy than that inherited does it mean it's down to the government of the time or just natural cycling of the economy?

Modern politics is no longer about values held but of appeasing the multitudes wherever they come from.