Bedroom Golf....

[Larnacaman]

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Bedroom Golf!!

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate

their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a confession

to make, I'm not a virgin.'

The husband replies, 'That's no big thing in this day and age.'

The wife continues, 'Yeah, I've been with one guy.'

'Oh yeah? Who was the guy?'

'Tiger Woods...'

'Tiger Woods, the golfer?'

'Yeah.'

'Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with

him.'

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

'What are you doing?' asks the wife.

The husband says, 'I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get

something to eat

'Tiger wouldn't do that.'

'Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?'

'He'd come back to bed and do it a second time.'

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second

time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. 'Now what are you

doing?' she asks.

The husband says, 'I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to

get something to eat.'

'Tiger wouldn't do that.'

'Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?'

He'd come back to bed and do it again.'

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more

time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and

starts to dial.

The wife asks, 'Are you calling room service again dear?'

'Nope! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.' :| :coat