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Canoeboy said:
This is a FACT for people who know me:

1. I am Clueless about football

2. I don't know or support any clubs

3. I don't follow any football as i think its utter garbage

4. I dont know any players names (apart from the likes of Bobby Robson etc - but only from the news not from football)

5. I don't act cool -see point 3 above

From the above i can confirm i am clueless about football, its the next worst thing next to f***book.......
Well that makes two of us!

a couple of years ago Imhad the great displeasure of working at a Premier league ball kickers house.to say he was "thicker than mince" would be unfair to the mince

problem?.....NO hot water

Answer?........switch immersion heater on

been without water for 4 days

asked what he did about washing up pots.....big pile of pots on floor!

"oh, the club sends somebody and they bring hot water with them i suppose!"

i asked if maybe they boiled the kettle?

no that is for coffee

thicker than a whale omelette

 
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