Books

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

I have been reading a book about anti-gravity

I cant put it down.

 

[jus306]

very good:^O

 

[a1]

:^O

 

[a1]

I have been feeling depressed of late - so I went to the library to take out a book on suicide...

...But no-one had taken them back. :_|

that's bad.

 

[Flying Scotsman]

:^O now thats made me laugh

:^O:^O:^O

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

I started reading

"The Never Ending Story"...

But I couldn't finish it! :_|

 

[kme]

:^O :^O :^O:_| :^O

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Actually I've just been round the back of Steptoes Yard...

Found a copy of his wiring regs......

Dunno what Mr & Mrs KME are doing on the front cover tho??

Think she's tryin to repair one of the winding's on that 3-phase motor?

looks like KME's got his working OK tho!

:| ] ] ] ]

 

[a2]

I have been feeling depressed of late - so I went to the library to take out a book on suicide......But no-one had taken them back. :_|

that's bad.

Oh Admin

That is bad, but funny. :^O

 

[Flying Scotsman]

I started reading"The Never Ending Story"...

But I couldn't finish it! :_|

oh please stop i think i need a surgeon

as my sides are splitting!!

:^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

what a cracker:^O:^O

 

[kme]

Actually I've just been round the back of Steptoes Yard...Found a copy of his wiring regs......

Dunno what Mr & Mrs KME are doing on the front cover tho??

Think she's tryin to repair one of the winding's on that 3-phase motor?

looks like KME's got his working OK tho!

:| ] ] ] ]

Well flippin` `eck.

I leave you alone on here for two minutes, and look what you`re getting up to!!! :O

Mrs. says you`ve got her spot on ( but wants to know how YOU know what she looks like!!!X( X( )

But that AIN`T me. I don`t know what made you think I look like that.

You`re just jealous `cos we`ve all got vans, and YOU HAVEN`T:^O:^O]

Wait while I tell Steppie that you were in his yard, loading your poky little TRAILER with his scrap. Not to mention looking through the grimy pile of books he keeps back there.

Then again, you won`t get much scrap in that sad excuse for a trailer, so he probably won`t miss it.

 

[a1]

Actually I've just been round the back of Steptoes Yard...Found a copy of his wiring regs......

Dunno what Mr & Mrs KME are doing on the front cover tho??

Think she's tryin to repair one of the winding's on that 3-phase motor?

looks like KME's got his working OK tho!

:| ] ] ] ]

:^O :^O:^O

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

I bought a copy of "100 ways to improve your memory".....

But I can't find where I put it! :_| :_|

 

[steptoe]

:^O :^O:^O:^O

I like it,

Ive been looking for my regs book all day,

did you leave it back SL.?

as for my scrap,

Ive actually found a little trailer full of copper with a bent axle and broken tow hitch at the gate,

think someone must have overloaded it with 10stone.!!!!!

these fools will keep buying B&Q rubbish trailers.!!!!!

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

:^O :^O:^O:^OI like it,

Ive been looking for my regs book all day,

did you leave it back SL.?

as for my scrap,

Ive actually found a little trailer full of copper with a bent axle and broken tow hitch at the gate,think someone must have overloaded it with 10stone.!!!!!

these fools will keep buying B&Q rubbish trailers.!!!!!

Don't you touch that trailer.....

I've had to walk back home to get me Jack to lift it back up!!X( X(

I think I'll go an borrow Slipshods barrow instead! ] ]

:^O :^O:^O:^O

Your regs book is on top of your fridge.....

I think I left it there when I was trying to figure out the combination lock to get in and nick some of your beer!

But you've changed the locks again since last week..

you sneaky Bu***r! X( :_| :_| :_|

 

[kme]

:^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

"Scoob" for steptoe!

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Wait while I tell Steppie that you were in his yard, loading your poky little TRAILER with his scrap.

You grass me up M8 to Steptoe!!!X(X(X( X(

And anyway at least my "Poky little Trailer" has a forum sticker on it.....

In fact I doubled it's value puttin the sticker on!.......:8}

Wait a minute... ?:|

the sticker was FREE!....

No I was right ... It still doubled the value!! :^O :^O:^O:^O

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Getting back to books

when we moved to our house I tried reading

"Vegetable Gardening For Beginers".......

But the plot was to hard!

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Have you seen..

"The UK Guide To Municipal Swimming Baths"......

Very easy reading...

you can dive straight in....

And dip in and out when you get a spare moment! :O:O :_| :_|

 

[steptoe]

Don't you touch that trailer..... I've had to walk back home to get me Jack to lift it back up!!X( X(

I think I'll go an borrow Slipshods barrow instead! ] ]

:^O :^O:^O:^O

Your regs book is on top of your fridge.....

I think I left it there when I was trying to figure out the combination lock to get in and nick some of your beer!

But you've changed the locks again since last week..

you sneaky Bu***r! X( :_| :_| :_|

this is why I love this place sooooo much.

makes me smile and lifts the mood at the end of a rubbish day.

thanks folks.