coma

[betty swollocks]

Several months ago my wife was in an accident which has left her in a coma

We have tried all the usual remedies, talking to her, stroking her hair/hands etc, playing her favourite music and even having the children chat about their day, all to no avail.

however I was taken aback when the doctor suggested we tried oral sex as it has been known the arousal can bring a person out of a coma .

I agreed to try it that night and later I dimmed the lights and slowly began...

Next morning the doctor asked how it went to which I replied " it was ok to start with and things seemed to be happening but then she started to choke so I stopped......."

 

[samson337]

Wasn't sure what I was going to read at first, but half way through i started to realise, then I just burst out laughing at the end. ; )

 

[NozSpark]

LOL

I had to double check that this was in the jokes section (right at the begining)

 

[samson337]

The prob is when looking at this site through the iPhone app, it doesn't tell you what section things are in, so never new if was in the joke section.