Council job

[MalcyB]

A guy goes to the council for a job. The interviewer asks "are you allergic to anything?"

"Yes, caffine" he says.

"Are you disabled in any way?"

"Yes, I was in the army and a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off"

Interviewer says "Ok your hired. Hours are 8 till 3, but you can start at 10 everyday"

Guy asks "why 10"

Interviewer says ""this is a council job, 1st 2 hours we stand drinking coffee and scratching our bo***cks so no point in you coming in for that.

 

[batty]

:^O brill

 

[a1]

ROTFWL

 

[Andy™]

as an ex council employee, i can assure you this is not true.

otherwise the bloke would be on his way home at 11.30

 

[a1]

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