Ever heard a snatch of conversation and thought ....... Eh ????

[Evans Electric]

You hear these things and think what the hell is that all about .

We heard our neighbour 3 doors up the road ,in the garden, sunny day, shout at his missus ..." I've had it up to 'ere...f*** the Jammy Dodgers"

What the hell was that about ??

 

[kerching]

Well, how can I explain this......yyou know them biscuits with a hole in them?...jam inside [or if you are lucky,toffee].

Wellllllllllllll, if the needs must, and that little hole has a bit of seductive jam just glimpsing out , then....... :coat

 

[batty]

Perhaps its a woman problem thing after all Deke you are a northerner maybe a local saying.

 

[Apache]

hehehehe Deke said 'snatch'

 

[Evans Electric]

OK guys ...two things here :-

1) Batts, never been called a Northerner before, we're Midlanders here .

2) Patche, Re: No.1 above , I presume the word "Snatch" has some dark and hidden meaning to you "Northerners"

Northerner. :C ....... Northerner :C

 

[Apache]

Urban Dictionary: snatch

 

[batty]

Well you certainly are not a southerner DEKE.

 

[Evans Electric]

I had a sheltered upper clarss upbringing in the Birmingham back streets and went to the same public school as Ozzie Osbourne and Tony Iommi where the uniform was blue jeans a black leather jacket and either winklepicker shoes or Broths (Brothel Creepers to you Southerners)

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After all this time I just read through The Kayak Kid's signature and discovered that his dad is Steptoe, ....now that explains a lot :innocent

 

[steptoe]

^^ :slap