General whine!

[MKS]

I always feel irritable on Monday! Kids doing my head in, simple tasks are likes asking them to solve a Fibonacci sequence. Wife spends money not earned yet. To make matters worse in laws over from Oz Wednesday, and to be honest I am not their favourite son in law! Can anyone recommend a corner where I can suck my thumb and rock lol End gripe!!!

 

[m4tty]

Can't an imaginary callout be arranged other side of country ? lol

 

[MKS]

That would be beneficial, but not sure I could wag five weeks lol

 

[lineman]

Whenever you are not working, drink alcohol. Helps me immensely!

 

[MKS]

Just put some Russian Standard in the freezer

 

[M107]

Kids...........tell me about it......12 year old giving trouble.

 

[steptoe]

Whenever you are breathing, drink alcohol. Helps me immensely!

sorted that,

 

[MKS]

Off to bed then, at least I can seek some solace!

 

[kerching]

If your phone will allow it....set your alarm for some pre-decided time [when you think you may have reached the end of your tether]

Change Alarm Tone to match your ringtone

Alarm goes . you answer it as though it is an emergency call-out. You go out.....simples

NOT that I have ever tried, or would even condone, such subterfuge, but.............................

 

[pewter]

When I was younger (16-20s)

I could never understand why the old boys on the jobs would get there very early, have been elsewhere before , work but not super fast job and knock. Not worry about staying late/ pretend to work late and sneak to the pub befor going home and straight to bed as soon as they got in.

I always wanted to get the work done as quick as possible to get home so I could go out and enjoy myself.

Now I am old(er) (30-40) and have kids.

I get up and out the house very early, get home late and go to bed ASAP.

I now understand

 

[Sharpend]

When I was younger (16-20s)I could never understand why the old boys on the jobs would get there very early, have been elsewhere before , work but not super fast job and knock. Not worry about staying late/ pretend to work late and sneak to the pub befor going home and straight to bed as soon as they got in.

I always wanted to get the work done as quick as possible to get home so I could go out and enjoy myself.

Now I am old(er) (30-40) and have kids.

I get up and out the house very early, get home late and go to bed ASAP.

I now understand

Note to youngsters: you may not understand everything you see, but remember you'll get old one day too. That's why all the Wise men are old.

 

[betty swollocks]

I can't relate to any of this post as my girlfriend and I have the best loving relationship a man could ever want or need

Its called two houses 5 miles apart

Tonight I've been writing invoices and typing up quotes and general paperwork and not once have I been drinking bud, watching YouTube while in the jacuzzi

 

[MKS]

Good one!! I use to think my dad was full of rubbish, I wish I listened more now lol

3 more hours then down to Heathrow, woohoo lol Should not grumble, I have a beautiful wife and lovely kids, just sometimes Like a couple of minutes to think

 

[betty swollocks]

Good one!! I use to think my dad was full of rubbish, I wish I listened more now lol 3 more hours then down to Heathrow, woohoo lol Should not grumble, I have a beautiful wife and lovely kids, just sometimes Like a couple of minutes to think

Ah I too have a beautiful wife and a beautiful daughter

They live 5 miles away in the other direction