How honest are we ?

[sirsparkabit]

Or was it the villainous grandma swag!? ?:|

You do know spesh that burgular bill married burgular betty and they both lived happily ever after:^O:^O:^O:^O

 

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You do know spesh that burgular bill married burgular betty and they both lived happily ever after:^O:^O:^O:^O

Applaud SmileyApplaud Smiley

Indeed I do.....

got the book & a tape somewhere in a box in the loft!!!

Think we need a Janet & Allen Ahlberg appreciation thread!!

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[Theorysparky]

Your library Spesh ,has no limits

Can you dig out the rare but popular title....

Janet and Jims 'Guide to successful lottery numbers'

Thanks M8

PrayPray

 

[sirsparkabit]

Applaud SmileyApplaud SmileyIndeed I do.....

got the book & a tape somewhere in a box in the loft!!!

Think we need a Janet & Allen Ahlberg appreciation thread!!

:^OGuiness DrinkGuiness Drink

Indeed we do my kids loved it and those ahlbergs made a fortune!!

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

This reminds me of a joke (So who's going to grass me up for putting it in the wrong section)

An Irishman drags this huge box to the Antiques Roadshow, After queuing for ages its finally his turn. The expert asks ' Have you had it long', Paddy replies ' Its been in the family for years, i got it out the loft'. Expert asks 'Do you have any insurance'. Paddy replies 'Why, do you think its worth much'. Expert replies 'No, It's your f***ing water tank !!!!!!

 

[Apache]

(So who's going to grass me up for putting it in the wrong section)

Me!

(do like the jokeApplaud Smiley)

 

[sirsparkabit]

Me! (do like the jokeApplaud Smiley)

:^O :^O:^O

 

[binky]

You do know spesh that burgular bill married burgular betty and they both lived happily ever after:^O:^O:^O:^O

And although he burguled her often, she was never happy, cos he was trained to get in and out without being noticed. :^O :^O:^O

 

[dougal]

Applaud SmileyApplaud SmileyIndeed I do.....

got the book & a tape somewhere in a box in the loft!!!

Think we need a Janet & Allen Ahlberg appreciation thread!!

:^OGuiness DrinkGuiness Drink

thats as long as some trades man has not taken it

:^O

 

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An Irishman drags this huge box to the Antiques Roadshow, After queuing for ages its finally his turn. The expert asks ' Have you had it long', Paddy replies ' Its been in the family for years, i got it out the loft'. Expert asks 'Do you have any insurance'. Paddy replies 'Why, do you think its worth much'. Expert replies 'No, It's your f***ing water tank !!!!!!

:^O

 

[Apache]

mummy said I MUST keep them there!AND not to talk to strangers.....

Now you are pretty strange Apache???? ; \ :^O:^O:^O

only just read that specs!

 

[Bane]

Steering thread back on track.

I'd've kept it.

 

[Monkeyboy]

Found some sidecutters in the false ceiling once , whose where they ??

Deke

They were mine!!! Can you post them on to me

Thanks

Mark

 

[kme]

Your library Spesh ,has no limitsJust what I was thinking.........

Can you dig out the rare but popular title....

Janet and Jims 'Guide to successful lottery numbers'

Shouldn`t that be: "Janet & John"??

Thanks M8

You`re welcome Theo......

PrayPray

Applaud Smiley:O;\ :^O :^O:^O

 

[steptoe]

Ive only ever taken out of a house what Ive carried into it.

well less actually, cos I had to use some cable and fittings,!!!!!

 

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Ive only ever taken out of a house what Ive carried into it.well less actually, cos I had to use some cable and fittings,!!!!!

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In the best houses I take out a few litres of Tea or Coffee! ]

and maybe the odd cake or two.. if they are friendly! ; )Blushing

 

[steptoe]

Applaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud SmileyIn the best houses I take out a few litres of Tea or Coffee! ]

and maybe the odd cake or two.. if they are friendly! ; )Blushing

BUT,

havent you had the pleasure of being throned in these posh houses?????!!!!!

:^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

if you had that much cake you surely couldnt have waited !!!!!

do agree tho, but Im a VERY little tea guy myself, 1cupaday! about 60 rollies tho!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL B-)Blushing

 

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BUT,havent you had the pleasure of being throned in these posh houses?????!!!!!

:^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

if you had that much cake you surely couldnt have waited !!!!!

do agree tho, but Im a VERY little tea guy myself, 1cupaday! about 60 rollies tho!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL B-)Blushing

Now there is another thread altogether!! :O:O:^O:^O

I can say quite honestly I have never Left any solid deposit at any house i have worked at!!! :^O :^O:^O:^O

passed the odd drop of liquid....

but NO sit on the throne jobs! Blushing

 

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At that point I think it best to say goodnight! :^O Applaud SmileyGuiness Drink

 

[Apache]

I knew a plumber once who'd drink tea constantly having turned the water off.

What he did with all the waste liquid concerns me to this day :|