How to talk to women

[a2]

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Women will understand this!

Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

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DANGEROUS

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SAFER

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SAFEST

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ULTRA SAFE

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What's for dinner?

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Can I help you with dinner?

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Where would you like to go for dinner?

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Here, have some wine.

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Are you wearing that?

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Wow, you sure look good in brown!

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WOW! Look at you!

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Here, have some wine

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What are you so worked up about?

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Could we be overreacting?

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Here's my pay check.

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Here, have some wine.

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Should you be eating that?

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There are a lot of apples left.

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Can I get you chocolate with that?

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Here, have some wine.

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What did you DO all day?

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I hope you didn't over-do it today.

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I've always loved you in that robe!

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Here, have some wine.

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13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

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2. Psychotic Mood Shift

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3. Perpetual Munching Spree

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4. Puffy Mid-Section

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5. People Make me Sick

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6. Provide Me with Sweets

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7. Pardon My Sobbing

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8. Pimples May Surface

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9. Pass My Sweat pants

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10. Pi**y Mood Syndrome

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11. Plainly; Men Suck

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12. Pack My Stuff

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and my favourite:

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13. Potential Murder Suspect

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[Apache]

I thought the way to talk to women was slowly avoiding any long or complicated words.............

:coat

 

[a2]

What words?

:^O

I wish you would type slower, i cant read that fast :^O

 

[Apache]

What words? :^O

I wish you would type slower, i cant read that fast :^O

there is no reply to that

 

[a2]

there is no reply to that

You have been taught well,Applaud Smiley

Leave the women always have the last word.

 

[Apache]

You have been taught well,Applaud SmileyLeave the women always have the last word.

ok

:coat

 

[a2]

Good boy

 

[Apache]

Good boy

Thanks :x

 

[a2]

YW.

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[Apache]

YW..

TY

 

[a2]

NP

 

[Apache]

NP

AT

 

[green-hornet]

Admin is so lucky having someone with a sense of humour.

My wife of 26 years has no sense of humour, the only way I would please her now is if I leave.

Well thats what she says but she knows I love her, even if I am a dead man walking lol

 

[a2]

 

[a2]

Admin is so lucky having someone with a sense of humour.My wife of 26 years has no sense of humour, the only way I would please her now is if I leave.

Well thats what she says but she knows I love her, even if I am a dead man walking lol

Well we've only been married 9 years, i suppose i'll be the same after 26 years :^O

 

[Apache]

Well we've only been married 9 years, i suppose i'll be the same after 26 years :^O

nah - you're nearly 30, things will start to head south soon.........

 

[a2]

nah - you're nearly 30, things will start to head south soon.........

Pfft

Will they heck.

 

[a2]

Patch, my comment was replying to GH.

Admin is so lucky having someone with a sense of humour.My wife of 26 years has no sense of humour, the only way I would please her now is if I leave.

Well thats what she says but she knows I love her, even if I am a dead man walking lol

Well we've only been married 9 years, i suppose i'll be the same after 26 years :^O

I have a sense of humour now, but after 26 years of marriage i may not have.

Does that make sense?

Well it does to me

 

[Apache]

Patch, my comment was replying to GH.I have a sense of humour now, but after 26 years of marriage i may not have.

Does that make sense?

Well it does to me

I knew what you meant

 

[a2]

I knew what you meant

Ah dont fib :^O