A boy shouts to his mother.
"MUM CAN YOU HELP ME?"
His mum shouts back.
"I'M IN THE BEDROOM, DON'T YOU SHOUT AT ME, GET UP HERE AND SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY"
The boy walks upstairs.
"That's better" she says.
"Now, what did you want?"
The boy says.
"I trod in dog sh*t an I can't get my trainers off"
"MUM CAN YOU HELP ME?"
His mum shouts back.
"I'M IN THE BEDROOM, DON'T YOU SHOUT AT ME, GET UP HERE AND SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY"
The boy walks upstairs.
"That's better" she says.
"Now, what did you want?"
The boy says.
"I trod in dog sh*t an I can't get my trainers off"
