The catch is thereFree & green? ROTFWL
Concur...Two things jump out at me (and the only place I`ve been so far is the front page, and the T&C page.)One: they specify that they will notify you of any non-compliances to CURRENT regs. That`ll be every house that hasn`t been worked on in the last 18 months then.
Two: If you actually READ the T&C; although I didn`t spot any spelling mistakes, the grammar & syntax are appalling.
break down technical terms??? WTF Explain NOT break down"The electrician will then show the customer the finding and break down technical terms and explain the problem if any clearly."
one sentence no grammar or syntax!!!! :_| :_|"Any comments or suggestions made in the time of the visual inspection of domestic electrical installation cannot indicate all defects as the problem may be hidden inside parts that are not accessible."
is NO responsible??? :_| :_|"online electrical services LTD is no responsible for these inaccessible parts/places"
sentence starts with And!!! then talks about any installations?. And also flag with you any installations or wiring problems that do not meet current regulations.
Of course! that explains it!Maybe an attempt at Scottish???
whats that all about then? :| ?:|No testing will be carried out so online electrical services LTD may not be held responsible for any tampering with or addition to an installation as surveyed by us.
I think we shall leave it with this quote from Online Electrical.4. IF IN DOUTE CALL US AND ASK US TO CARRY OUT AN ELECTIRCAL SAFETY CHECK FOR YOU!
Bodie and Doyle?IF IN DOUTE LEAVE IT TO THE PROFFESSIONALS.
Ah, look. I wuz reeely rong. They does make of the mistayke with the of speling.I'm really sorry guys, I couldn't resist this one.......................Bodie and Doyle?
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Blushingoh dear looks like ive opened a good can of worms haha Good job the owner of that sites not on here haha then again, he could maybe take some pointers lol
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. ROTFWLAh, look. I wuz reeely rong. They does make of the mistayke with the of speling. Gawd `elp. I`m sorry, and maybe I`m being pedantic, but I absolutely detest bad grammar and spelling.
A few times now, I`ve had "C.Vs" from school leavers / students. Almost all get a stock reply letter, basically sataing the need for a good first impression, which they have failed to produce by sending out a sloppy C.V. If you can`t be bothered to even spell check it, or have someone look over it for you, why should I trust the capabilities of your work?
KME
:^O :^OTo drum up extra work I put out fliers out at a landlords exhibition - probably around 150 fliers taken. Also offered this to around 30 local organisations. Wording as follows:-FREE ELECTRICAL VISUAL CHECK
Pink and Blue Electrics have helped many Landlords over the past year with emergency repairs, installations, PAT testing and customer centered advice.
Pink and Blue Electrics are offering to give a free visual check of your electrics to give you confidence that the system is performing as well as it should.
As highly qualified local electricians our reputation is important to us. To this end we promise:-
We will give you a written report.
If you want a female electrician we will try to send one. Applaud Smiley]
We will explain any problems that we find.
We will offer a choice of cost effective solutions.
We will not pressure you into any work.
To book your free check please ring XXXXXXX
To date - not a single reply!!!!!! I think people are suspicious of anything free - no-matter how good the intentions are!
You get the bonus point for spotting the deliberate mistake.Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. ROTFWL
I knew that all those people who called me "Loser" were wrong! How silly do they look now that I have a bonus point? GuinnessYou get the bonus point for spotting the deliberate mistake.Applaud SmileyApplaud SmileyApplaud Smiley (GuinnessPrayGuinness)
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