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To celebrate our Silver Wedding Anniversary I took the wife to a night club at the weekend.
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he had; the bump, the funky chicken, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, somersaults, the works.
My wife turned to me and said, "See that bloke there? Well, just before I met you 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!"
I said, "Looks like he's still f-in celebrating!"
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Last night on stage at the strip club was the ugliest dancer I've ever seen.
She danced up to me and said "Hey Handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"
I said "My glasses."
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he had; the bump, the funky chicken, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, somersaults, the works.
My wife turned to me and said, "See that bloke there? Well, just before I met you 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!"
I said, "Looks like he's still f-in celebrating!"
---------- Post Auto-Merged at 20:42 ---------- Previous post was made at 20:41 ----------
Last night on stage at the strip club was the ugliest dancer I've ever seen.
She danced up to me and said "Hey Handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"
I said "My glasses."
