>> NICKNAMES:
>>
>> * If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
>> other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
>> * If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to
>> each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
>>
>> EATING OUT:
>>
>> * When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in
>> $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
>> smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
>> * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>>
>> MONEY:
>>
>> * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>> * A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
>> sale
>>
>> BATHROOMS:
>>
>> * A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
>> shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
>> * The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
>> 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
>>
>> ARGUMENTS:
>>
>> * A woman has the last word in any argument.
>> * Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>>
>> FUTURE:
>>
>> * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>> * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>>
>> SUCCESS:
>>
>> * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
>> spend.
>> * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>>
>> MARRIAGE:
>>
>> * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>> * A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
>> does.
>>
>> DRESSING UP:
>>
>> * A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
>> trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
>> * A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>>
>> NATURAL:
>>
>> * Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>> * Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>>
>> OFFSPRING:
>>
>> * Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
>> about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
>> secret fears and hopes and dreams.
>> * A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>>
>> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
>>
>> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
>> remembering the same thing!
>>
>> * If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
>> other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
>> * If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to
>> each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
>>
>> EATING OUT:
>>
>> * When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in
>> $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
>> smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
>> * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>>
>> MONEY:
>>
>> * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>> * A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
>> sale
>>
>> BATHROOMS:
>>
>> * A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
>> shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
>> * The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
>> 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
>>
>> ARGUMENTS:
>>
>> * A woman has the last word in any argument.
>> * Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>>
>> FUTURE:
>>
>> * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>> * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>>
>> SUCCESS:
>>
>> * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
>> spend.
>> * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>>
>> MARRIAGE:
>>
>> * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
>> * A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
>> does.
>>
>> DRESSING UP:
>>
>> * A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
>> trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
>> * A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>>
>> NATURAL:
>>
>> * Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>> * Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>>
>> OFFSPRING:
>>
>> * Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows
>> about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
>> secret fears and hopes and dreams.
>> * A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>>
>> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
>>
>> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
>> remembering the same thing!
