Pssst' KME.. system down...... ESCAPE!!

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** Scheduled Maintenance ** It is with regret that I have to inform you that our forum will be unavailable for the preiod of the 24th - 25th of May 2008. The reason for this is that our Host has to make upgrades to their systems. It is very likely that it won't last a day as they are confident, it will be less. Please keep checking. I wish to Thank You for your understanding and co-operation. and appologise for any withdrawal symptoms you may occur during this period. There maybe some more dates for your diary over the coming months - I will keep you posted on that. Kind Regards Admin

I reckon when the system goes down..

we can escape out the back fire escape door? ?:|

If you stand on a chair in the canteen & look out of the window..

approx south - south/east it looks like there is a town on the horizon...

around 20 -25 miles away..

If we both save up our daily food rations.. ]

By Monday 28th we could be back safe and home in civilisation..

not stuck in this interweb forum! ]

That is of course only if admin 1 & 2 don't find out!!X( X(

Hope your not flirtin'..

talk proper electrics..

Ze

Zs

Insulation Resistance

BS7671

2.5mmT&E

SWA

PME

Prospective Fault current

Equipotential bonding

R1+R2

Correction factors

Table 41B2

On Site Guide

RCD test button

Selection & Erection

Periodic inspection report

ohhhhhh thats better!!! :^O

MEDICATION please Mr W!!!!

NOW I'VE GRABBED YOUR ATTENTION...

For those of you who haven't noticed....

Looks like the forums going to be off 24th & 25th!

 

[a2]

Medication!!!!!

Think a double dose is required.

 

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Medication!!!!!Think a double dose is required.

Shhhhhh!

you are not supposed to notice this quick!!! :_| :_|

Doh! X(

 

[a2]

i'm a woman.....

i notice everything!!

 

[a2]

:^O :^O

 

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i'm a woman.....i notice everything!!

ahh

very true!

unlike us blokes..

who don't notice anything!

as my good lady says...

MAN EYES!

e.g.

MAN: where's the new bar of soap? ?:|

WIFE: in the cupboard!

MAN: where i cant see it? ?:|

WIFE: in the bathroom cupboard..... by the toothpaste & plasters!

MAN: i still cant see it...

WIFE (comes walking upstairs... opens cupboard) there exactly where I said... by the toothpaste & plasters! ; \

MAN: well it wasn't there when I looked? ?:| ? :| :O

Allegedly!

or as my m8 says... women can practise "slight of hand" making things appear that went there when we looked!! :_|

 

[a2]

Man eyes see what you want to,

to go with,,

Man ears, hear what you want to.

 

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Man eyes see what you want to,to go with,,

Man ears, hear what you want to.

Hmmmmmm!

I would like to say I agree.... But I have gone a bit deaf at the moment!!

probably best to wait for reinforcements before pursuing this thread any further?????

KME!.... STEPTOE..... THEORY... ANYBODY out there!???? :O:O:O

 

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I think time for bed?

2:20 approx!!!

G-night ALL!

 

[welshwizard]

You do worry me.

 

[welshwizard]

G' Night Mate.

 

[welshwizard]

Before you do go - I am just about to update the Disappointed thread.

 

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You do worry me.

Your supposed to be in bed OR revising again or something!! :^O :^O:^O:^O:^O

I think it may be time for words with admin2!!!!!!!! :O:O

So watch IT!!!!!!!!!! ] ] ] ]

 

[welshwizard]

- You'd grass me?

http://www.talk.electricianforum.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6266#post6266

 

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- You'd grass me? http://www.talk.electricianforum.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6266#post6266

I'd GRASS anyone...... if the price was right! :^O :^O:^O:^O:^O:^O

 

[welshwizard]

 

[welshwizard]

:^O

Right, I'm off. See you Tomorrow, Spec.

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

i'm a woman.....i notice everything!!

You didn't notice you spelt PERIOD wrong B)

 

[kme]

This "system maintenance" BS - I am reliably informed that Mr. & Mrs. Admin are off for a dirty weekend (back down the pit!). They don`t trust us lot in charge, so they`re shutting up shop.

I think they`re just being selfish] .

SL - That`s not a town mate - it`s a smudge on the outside of the window!