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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"
"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake"
"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together."
"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "
"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it."
"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."
"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"
"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake"
"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together."
"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "
"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it."
"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."
