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Just Like You Can Get Insurance For Cars, Property, Sports etc., you Can Now Get Insurance For Sex !!
Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. To assist, please find a list of companies catering for most tastes :-
a). Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
b). Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
c). Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
d). Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
e). Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
f). Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
g). Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
h). Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability.
i). Sex with an OAP - Saga.
j). Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.
. . . . . . . . . finally
k). Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com
Make sure you are adequately covered!
Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. To assist, please find a list of companies catering for most tastes :-
a). Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
b). Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
c). Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
d). Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
e). Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
f). Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
g). Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
h). Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability.
i). Sex with an OAP - Saga.
j). Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.
. . . . . . . . . finally
k). Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com
Make sure you are adequately covered!
