Two boys wake up, one Monday morning.
The Older of the two, who was 7, said to his 4 year old brother:
"I think its about time we started swearing. We`ll try it out at breakfast. I`ll go first, then you try it."
His little brother agrees, so the boys go down to the kitchen for breakfast.
"Good morning boys", says the mother. She looks at the oldest boy, and asks what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh s**t mum, I`ll just have coco pops."
His mother whacks him round the head, and, the sobbing lad runs back up to his bedroom. Mother turns to the four year old, and says sternly,
"So what would YOU like for breakfast"?
The young lad replies,
"I don`t know mum, but I`m not having f****g coco-pops.":^O
The Older of the two, who was 7, said to his 4 year old brother:
"I think its about time we started swearing. We`ll try it out at breakfast. I`ll go first, then you try it."
His little brother agrees, so the boys go down to the kitchen for breakfast.
"Good morning boys", says the mother. She looks at the oldest boy, and asks what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh s**t mum, I`ll just have coco pops."
His mother whacks him round the head, and, the sobbing lad runs back up to his bedroom. Mother turns to the four year old, and says sternly,
"So what would YOU like for breakfast"?
The young lad replies,
"I don`t know mum, but I`m not having f****g coco-pops.":^O