Things I Don't Like

[ProDave]

People that double up initials when abbreviating something.  ray

e.g PAT Testing (Portable appliance testing, testing)  It should be PA testing

also LCD Displays 

PCB Boards etc

Pedantic people that point this out are also annoying :coat

 

[Sharpend]

But your PA testing could be misleading to a business man as Personal Assistant testing?

 

[roys]

Wife asking me to Hoover the carpet when we have a Dyson, I tell her that I will vacuum the carpet with the Dyson and she just tuts at me

 

[NozSpark]

Lamps Instead of bulbs... wifes don't appreciate it :|

 

[sprocketflup]

But your PA testing could be misleading to a business man as Personal Assistant testing?

Prince Albert testing  

 

[kerching]

Prince Albert testing

Well,it has a certaian ring to it!

 

[toml]

People who talk and talk and talk and talk.............then if they haven't talked enough..they talk some more! Just **** off Ive got work to do, you have work to do, the quicker we do it the quicker we go home so shut the **** up. I don't care if you got your shitty French tin can to 170mph......and tbf your talking ****! **** off!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sharpend]

People who talk and talk and talk and talk.............then if they haven't talked enough..they talk some more! Just **** off Ive got work to do, you have work to do, the quicker we do it the quicker we go home so shut the **** up. I don't care if you got your shitty French tin can to 170mph......and tbf your talking ****! **** off!!!!!!!!!

Bad day?

 

[Andy™]

People changing the theme...

 

[a3]

People changing the theme...

:facepalm:

 

[Andy™]

but i dont like change!

 

[kerching]

Those annoying undersized or thicker pages in catalogues that make you stop whilst flipping through

Brucie

My chop saw NOT being set at exactly 90 degrees

Buy one get one free! I do not want TWO i want ONE at half price

Cold callers who ignore the TPS scheme

Dick Emery

Integral and differential Calculus,,,,,,,future son in law rang last night for some assistance.......i was as much use as A Downing Street Cops statement

Probably a few more....

 

[Sidewinder]

The slope of a line & the area under a curve!...  

 

[kerching]

The slope of a line & the area under a curve!...  

Thanks for that!

Last time i did it was over 35 years ago!

Since then I can count the number of times that I have used it on the thumbs on one foot!

Ds/dt and all that malarky.....I sort of remembered bits of it, unfortunately NOT the bits he needed....then we got onto Sinh Cosh Tanh and I just glazed over and reached for the Southern Comfort

 

[Evans Electric]

Pick -up trucks that lift a car onto the back ...then fire up 1000  orange strobing warning beacons for the journey to the garage .

WHY ?

You are just the same size as any other truck ......so you have a car on the back ......so ****ing what !   What are you warning us about ?  

Just **** off .

 

[batty]

Deke you should have kept yours on your van then you could flash them back.

 

[ProDave]

Cars with a sign "Baby on board"

So what am I supposed to do about that?

I know, I'll ignore it and treat it just like any other car.

I can never understand if it's a proud mum boasting she has reproduced, or actually meant to have some form of road safety implication.

 

[Sidewinder]

Vehicles that speed up on the motorway when you catch them up, even though you are travelling at a set speed & have been for the last 50 miles coz the cruise control is on, which then means you have to speed up/slow down to navigate past them.

Vehicles that slow down immediately they pull back into your lane 10 feet in front of you after overtaking you on a motorway, see also comments on cruise earlier.

Vehicles that drive in the middle lane(s) when the left hand lane is not a filter lane, is clear, driving conditions are good and they are travelling at a speed below the speed limit.

Surprising what a 500 mile road trip does for your tolerance or otherwise of other drivers!

 

[roys]

People driving with fog lights on when it is not foggy.

 

[kerching]

People who accelerate up your Barrymore at the same time as you are pulling back into the middle lane to let them get past you as they have been flashing you

Barbra Windsors laugh

Barbra Windsor in general really

Cuttings mitres the wrong way

Options White Belgian Chocolate instant Hot Choc drink....FFS have you tasted it OR even looked at it? Reminds me of a

Gobby know it all yippee kay ay Yanks

Have a nice day

Sawyers mediterranean vegetable slice.....congealed vomit in pastry

Fake wannabee 'engineers or Technicians'.......Nail Technician....TECHNICIAN,!!

Probably a few more

Just saying.....