WARNING!!!

[Badger]

The door bell went this morning and when i answered it there was an 8ft bug standing there, for no reason it thumped me with his fist then legged it down the drive, luckily we have cctv cameras and that caught everything that happened, so when i went to the police station and showed them the cctv footage, the police officer said yes theres a nasty bug going around,

:^O :^O:^O:^O:coat

 

[Andy™]

you definitely need this..... :coat

 

[a1]

You watched that (replay of last years show) kid on "Britain's Got Talent" then Badge.

 

[Andy™]

You watched that (replay of last years show) kid on "Britain's Got Talent" then Badge.

since were on about Britain's got Talent... did anyone else try to beat the 'world record' for number of ferrero rochers in 1 minute?!

 

[a1]

No - That was a tough one to beat andy. all 4. :^O

Eh, did you see Britains got extra talent on ITV2 straight after it? The wally only stuffed his face with maltesers and the like, with the presenter, 40 odd minutes before going on stage.

:^O :^O:^O

 

[Andy™]

No - That was a tough one to beat andy. all 4. :^O Eh, did you see Britains got extra talent on ITV2 straight after it? The wally only stuffed his face with maltesers and the like, with the presenter, 40 odd minutes before going on stage.

:^O :^O:^O

i missed the extra, will have a look on sky planner now and get that set to record next week.

eating 4 in one minute... could probably get that done in 20 seconds

 

[Badger]

ive done 4 creme eggs in one

 

[septiclecky]

The door bell went this morning and when i answered it there was an 8ft bug standing there, for no reason it thumped me with his fist then legged it down the drive, luckily we have cctv cameras and that caught everything that happened, so when i went to the police station and showed them the cctv footage, the police officer said yes theres a nasty bug going around, :^O :^O:^O:^O:coat

That's as bad as the one about the bloke with two wooden legs that caught fire and where totally destroyed, the police said he didn't have a leg to stand on over the insurance claim. :Y :coat:coat:coat:coat:Guiness Drink:coat:coat:coat:coat

 

[a1]

That's as bad as the one about the bloke with two wooden legs that caught fire and where totally destroyed, the police said he didn't have a leg to stand on over the insurance claim. :Y :coat:coat:coat:coat:Guiness Drink:coat:coat:coat:coat

And...

Two teenagers were in town stealing Batteries & Fireworks, when they were approached by a Police Officer, Panicking - they swallowed the evidence, The police "Charge One" and "Let the other off".

 

[a2]

On the subject of Britains got talent,

Stavros Flatley and Susan Boyle- both absolutely fantastic.