Well, I know it's a bit early but, let me be the first to say it....

[kerching]

Brace yourself chaps

It will happen sooner than you know it

DANCING ON ICE STARTS AGAIN NEXT WEEK

YES.   You read it correctly

yet again we are to be subjected to a shower of Z list non entities slipping and sliding on frozen water to try and revive their careers. panto season has finished, so this is the next option

i assume there will,be the usual stereotypes

ethnic inclusion

once dodgy TV person

defrocked sportsman

Quiz Show host

wannabe idiot

fat chick ice breaker 

Yank so it can be sold to,our blue on blue cousins across the water

tc etc

just warning you can book some garage tidying time

 

[Andy™]

think ill get a bowl of water and sit watching it evaporate

 

[Evans Electric]

I escape to the office / Forum during Soap Operas ...Strictly Come Dancing .....  cooking Bake Off programmes  , so Strictly Come Ice Dancing in the Jungle  will be the same .