What's Your Favorite Electrician Joke?

[FredAlan]

We all been around the block a time or two and had pot shots taken at us. Let hear them

Q: What do you call a electrician who tries to be a carpenter?
A: A lousy carpenter

Q: What do yoy call a carpenter who tries to be an electrican?
A: A dead carpenter

Q: What do you call a electrician with a hammer?
A: Thief

Q: What is another name for an apprentice?
A: Shock absorber

 

[Apache]

probably Nicky Tesla................................................

:coat

 

[septiclecky]

What do you call a 5WW?

A pretend electrician

 

[unmartillo]

My electrician mate accidentally blew the power to the Ice making factory next door. The company has gone into liquidation.

 

[kerching]

Well,there are a few Joke Electricians on here.........alllegedly

Just saying

 

[revjames]

why was sol annoyed?

cos he couldnt take megohm

 

[Nicky Tesla]

When is an electrician not an electrician

when he's a vet

 

[Apache]

2 years and that's really the best you can manage?

 

[Blue Duck]

Best I could do, sorry.

Not really many good electrician jokes

 

[Rob_the_rich]

Best I could do, sorry.

Not really many good electrician jokes

Was he in the resistance?

What do you call a sparky who has nowhere to live?

Ohmless

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

Best I could do, sorry.

Not really many good electrician jokes

rb ?

 

[Blue Duck]

joke electricians... well there are loads of them :lol:

 

[revjames]

electricians are generally quite down to earth people......

 

[kerching]

But they do have their faults

 

[OnOff]

But they do have their faults

Oh, stop it, it Hertz! 

 

[binky]

my ribs are alternating

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

 

[davie garden]

A bloke goes to the doctor and says, "Every morning I step out my front door and start walking to work and before I get very far I get what feels like an electric shock from the pavement. The doctor asks ,"How often does this happen"? The bloke says, " It can be anything up to three times on the way there and the same on the way back home". The doctor says, "Don't worry about it, it's just a phase you're going through". :slap

 

[kerching]

How many Electricians does it take to change an ES lamp?

Just the one....he holds it and the entire job revolves around him

 

[Rob_the_rich]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE, ALLRIGHT?