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One of the worst was on the same job as "The Naked Apprentice" ( see this Forum) which was a new ICU at a midland hospital.

Its toward the end of the job, the firm takes on a new guy. The first thing I thought strange was not only did he claim to have gone to the same school as myself but was in my class !!! Well I'd remember anyone from the same class , as most of would, this is about 7 years since leaving school.

Then the tools in his box were the biggest load of old junk you ever saw.

So our technician gets him to connect a couple of boards. There were two single phase metalclad boards ,mounted on trunking , a load of pyro,s all made off in the trunking ready to be connected.

One board is painted red , with lable saying " Sustained circuits from generator" The other is blue , "Non critical circuits" . The pyro tails are marked with red tape saying ,eg: "Ring - Ct3 -Critical Area"

Or blue tape " Plugs - corridor-Ct2" The guy proceeds to put some red tails into the blue board and some blue tails into the red board , but also managed to split ring mains ,so two cores in the red board and the other two in the blue board, while some of the lighting had the live in the red and the neutral in the blue.

Then just to confuse us further , Ct3 would be in 5 , Ct8 in 2 and so on . When I was putting it right , of course half the tails were now too short and had to be crimped , not the best on a new job.

 
When I was in the DNO (Manweb) we put a new supply in a chemical plant. The engineer told us where to install the 630mm singles, mounted on to the existing busbars in the main switchgear suite. A bit of a wrestle getting them in and we were there til 10PM. The next day another engineer came and informed us of the back up generator for essential services and the change over contactors. The 630mm cables were on the wrong side (not our fault) so in the event of a power failure the genny would have kicked in and backfed the grid. Classic.

 
There are a lot of crap workers out there

Saw the work of a guy 3-4 weeks ago and he apparently connected a door bell straight into a DB. When it went bang he couldn't work out why and only realised his mistake when someone asked him where the tranny was

 
We had a guy we called 'Dick Plank' on an estate of 132 houses I often ended up 2nd fixing houses that he had obviously 1st fixed. The kitchen had a strip light so occasionally sparks might use it to connect a sw and feed to outside light meaning thay perhaps there were 4 cables sticking out of the ceiling (extra cables would usually be marked in that case). In one particular kitchen I remember there being 3 x 3C and 6x twins sticking out of the ceiling. Not impressed and nothing marked apart from 1x switch wire! He was useless to the highest order. We also fitted showers - including plumbing. He would do a bad job of the plumbing and most leaked. He would then get a call out to tighten a loose joint and get 4hrs double time for fixing his own mistake!

 
We had a guy we called 'Dick Plank' on an estate of 132 houses I often ended up 2nd fixing houses that he had obviously 1st fixed. The kitchen had a strip light so occasionally sparks might use it to connect a sw and feed to outside light meaning thay perhaps there were 4 cables sticking out of the ceiling (extra cables would usually be marked in that case). In one particular kitchen I remember there being 3 x 3C and 6x twins sticking out of the ceiling. Not impressed and nothing marked apart from 1x switch wire! He was useless to the highest order. We also fitted showers - including plumbing. He would do a bad job of the plumbing and most leaked. He would then get a call out to tighten a loose joint and get 4hrs double time for fixing his own mistake!
I would love to know howhe managed that :slap

 
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easy his worked wasnt checked afterwards then goes unoticed until large pool of water forms gets called out to fix and company/managment dont know anything till then so pays :C

 
We thought that he must have had something on the manager because he seemed to get away with murder, got all the call outs, got to take the van home every night and got the most OT as well. He was a made up spark, used to read meters and didnt even do that right, used to sit in his van making up numbers instead of actually reading the meters. He was the one that put 415V across a whole house when we were doing overhead service renewals. Too lazy to check he had a phase and neutral and too lazy to check voltage and polarity just whck the main fuse back in.

 
His names Brian, he's older than you all put together he has done more jobs and knows more than all of us put together.....And the worst of it all is he's a customer of mine and comes to see me once a week :(

I'm sure I must have done something in a previous life.....
you own a MAC you pretentious fool. :D

 
all this from the guy that is recommending LINUX to sidewinder.......

ah well, I suppose you cant blame jobs for rebadging it and selling it for a grand cos its now called Apple, ;)

by the way, any good upgrades for my P166 48Kram you can recommend? :)

 
YesmacBookPro, MacAir,iMac even an IPad :slap

You'll be pleased to know I have an ubuntu dell at work, sweet for surfing - never fails

And try explaining to someone how to set up a USB to boot OSX hacked to a windows pc running - I haven't got enough wine ?, Linux is GPL so easier to do
easy for you to say,

Ive had too much beer, or did you mean wine as windows emulator? still, too late for me anyway,

I have problems just getting the boot order right. :D

 
We had a guy we called 'Dick Plank' on an estate of 132 houses I often ended up 2nd fixing houses that he had obviously 1st fixed. The kitchen had a strip light so occasionally sparks might use it to connect a sw and feed to outside light meaning thay perhaps there were 4 cables sticking out of the ceiling (extra cables would usually be marked in that case). In one particular kitchen I remember there being 3 x 3C and 6x twins sticking out of the ceiling. Not impressed and nothing marked apart from 1x switch wire! He was useless to the highest order. We also fitted showers - including plumbing. He would do a bad job of the plumbing and most leaked. He would then get a call out to tighten a loose joint and get 4hrs double time for fixing his own mistake!
this electrics thing just isnt for every body lol

 
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