No one ever had to suffer the trade's pond life then ?
Just me then.
Working on a new ICU at a Neureosurgery centre , about ten sparks, all wiring in pyro . So me and another of life's walking turds are making all the ends off to the bedhead units , small power , call system etc. down one side of the unit .
He's doing the outer window wall ..I'm doing the corridor wall side.
Weeks later I'm doing the heating panel , gaffer appears , rare occurence...... starts saying how dissapointed he is , thought I was a good sparks , sorry to lose you etc. "WTF are you talking about !!!?"
With the ICU ready for handover , its discovered that a quite a few pyro ends have "gone down" in the walls, the job is now behind, and he,s come out to sack me , they've spoken to ******** and its all the ends I made off !!
We march into the ICU , I point to the corridor wall saying every single end was meggered , they can't be down !
Oh no ..not this side ..the window side , they say ... gotta chisel out the plaster & re- make the ends .
Yeah the walking turd was trying to stitch me up for the sack . I had to grab the guys who were panelling the corridor wall behind me and generally having the "craic" to verify that I did that all that wall , not the pond life.
or its on the end of the list 
