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A bumpkin and his fifteen year old son were on their first visit to a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that would move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is it, father?' The father (never having seen a lift) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a very large old lady on a mobility scooter moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous young blond lady stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly.....'Son, go get your mother'
The boy asked, 'What is it, father?' The father (never having seen a lift) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a very large old lady on a mobility scooter moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous young blond lady stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly.....'Son, go get your mother'
