septiclecky
Distinguished Member
Queen goes into her local in Windsor and asks for 5 Double Gin and Tonics.
Barman: You don't look to happy tonight ma'am?
Queen: I only came home tonight after a hard day's work and find the
plumber ******** one of my dogs.
Barman: Good god Ma'am, did you report him to the police?
Queen: Yes, but they said the is nothing they could do?
Barman: Why is that ma'am?
Queen: It's because they say he is CORGI registered.
Blushing
Barman: You don't look to happy tonight ma'am?
Queen: I only came home tonight after a hard day's work and find the
plumber ******** one of my dogs.
Barman: Good god Ma'am, did you report him to the police?
Queen: Yes, but they said the is nothing they could do?
Barman: Why is that ma'am?
Queen: It's because they say he is CORGI registered.
Blushing