Any Guesses?

[Evans Electric]

Any guesses to the job I've been doing this week , 1st prize is a night out on Steptoe.

So :-

Tuesday .................... .Bored!

Wednesday   ..............Bored- fed up - wishing I hadn't taken it on.

Thursday      .............. Bored-fed up -  wishing I hadn't taken it on - wondering if it will ever end.

Friday        ................. Bored - fed up - totally pished off - ready to slash wrists - how many more times must I write todays date-----beam me up Scotty --I can't take any more !!! 

 

[ProDave]

PA Testing

Or waiting 3 hours to see if the emergency lighting batteries will last long enough.

 

[betty swollocks]

Sex with my missus???

 

[Evans Electric]

Sex with my missus???

No ...I quite enjoy that :innocent

Dave has it with his first guess   ....dare say most would have got it !!

 

[sellers]

Has to be PAT testing as the phrase goes.

that or your painting your house.

 

[Andy™]

could have been worse... could have been a 5 day job...

 

[Barx]

could have been worse... could have been a 5 day job...

Who says he has finished. Lol

 

[Manator]

:slap :slap :slap

To all who answered

 

[Evans Electric]

I have finished      ..... the Lord be praised ....Allehujah!!  ( How are you spelling that , Revo ?)               and back next week to wire some machines in.  Much preferable  TBH ! 

 

[steptoe]

could have been worse... could have been sex with steptoes missus...

sorted that for you,  :|

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

could have been worse... could have been steptoes horse...

Sorted that for you  :mellow:

 

[Sharpend]

could have been worse... could have been working with Steptoe!...

Sorted that for you..........!

 

[kerching]

Just been to a site and they have paid 45p per item for PA testing.....car park full of hoof marks!

In the words of Z list Stuart Hall...........can I just say

 

[Evans Electric]

At that rate , Kerch, I would have worked  the last 4 days for £96.30 .......or £24.07  per day.

 

[kerching]

My point exactly, WTF are they playing at?

 

[betty swollocks]

The missus works in an office on her own and has just had the pa testing done, they received 3 quotes and chose a local guy (my offer was declined, I was the dearest lol). Guy turns up and spends 3hrs testing,(no fails) goes away and in the post arrives what I would call a perfectly presented and immaculate set of appliances logs all in cellophane covers a copy of his credentials proving he holds a current pa testing certificate and also an invoice....... For £24.00 CBA!

 

[matt.leung]

how the hell can u work for £8 per hr doing pa testing...

 

[ProDave]

how the hell can u work for £8 per hr doing pa testing...

That's 3 hours on site, plus travelling time and costs, plus time to prepare the test results and invoice.

So you won't do more than 2 jobs like that in a day.

£50 a day, I wouldn't bother.

 

[Andy™]

sorted that for you,  :|

i thought MrsSweden was your missus?

could have been worse... could have been working with Steptoe!...

Ive worked with Steptoe before!

 

[steptoe]

i thought MrsSweden was your missus?

as soon as I get the new patio laid,    and missweden hasnt changed her mind or escaped from the cellar..........

Ive worked with Steptoe before!

ah, yea, bit of a distraction that work thing, the drinking was better, 

in red,