Any Guesses?

[misssweden]

Steps, you need to have a serious clear out in your cellar. It's quite dark so I can't really see much, but I keep tripping over some chains or something...

And I'm out of beer and bored so if someone could let me out that would be great!

 

[Manator]

A Swedish bird locked in a cellar? sounds like heaven to me.

 

[steptoe]

quite an aviary Im collecting,

http://www.pbase.com/kingfisher/birds

Steps, you need to have a serious clear out in your cellar. It's quite dark so I can't really see much, but I keep tripping over some chains or something...
And I'm out of beer and bored so if someone could let me out that would be great!

patience my dear patience,

the wedding will be soon, and it wont take long for the drugs to kick in, 

 

[misssweden]

patience my dear patience,

the wedding will be soon, and it wont take long for the drugs to kick in,

Those drugs tastes suspiciously like Strepsils to me Some kind of light would be nice. I've tripped over several times now, and last time I landed on something that felt like leather. Would have been a soft landing if it wasn't for the spikey things on it...

 

[steptoe]

lights,

FFS, do you really trust that anything I would wire up would be safe?!   :C

cant you just burn some of your clothes? 

oh, the chains and leather stuff, eeerrrrmmmmm, well, once we are married, 

 

[Evans Electric]

Now this is getting wierd ...I warned Mrs Streetlamper about you but its too late for Miss Sweden .  Its like having diner with Hanibal Lector !!

Miss Sweden ...GET OUT OF THERE WHILE YOU CAN !!!!!!!

 

[misssweden]

Not sure about burning my clothes. I mean, it's s small cellar and light would be nice but oxygen is definately nicer...

Speaking of the wedding, are we having a free bar?

 

[steptoe]

a nice Chianti ?

 

[NozSpark]

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Well once you get into the chains and leather chair you wont have to worry about clothes or warmth

a. clothes will all be in shreds on the floor 

b. you will be warm from friction in some places and burning from whipping sensations in others

There will be a frenzied foam mouthed figure staring at you :slap

(Yes, i had the initiation ceremony a few years ago now.....)

I've still not had mine yet,,, I'm quite looking forward to it now :slap

Ive

 

[steptoe]

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I've still not had mine yet,,, I'm quite looking forward to it now :slap

Ive

Ive met you Noz,

it certainly wont be me doing yours!  :|

 

[misssweden]

Well once you get into the chains and leather chair you wont have to worry about clothes or warmth

a. clothes will all be in shreds on the floor

b. you will be warm from friction in some places and burning from whipping sensations in others

There will be a frenzied foam mouthed figure staring at you :slap

(Yes, i had the initiation ceremony a few years ago now.....)

If this is the initiation ceremony then the wedding night could definately get interesting...

 

[NozSpark]

Ive met you Noz,

it certainly wont be me doing yours!  :|

#dissapointed

Or whatever the kids say

 

[steptoe]

If this is the initiation ceremony then the wedding night could definately get interesting...

OH,

so its still on then,? 

 

[misssweden]

OH,

so its still on then,?

Well, that all depends on your patio

 

[steptoe]

patio is going fine, when do you want to christen it? 

 

[misssweden]

Save it for the wedding night