Funny signs thread

[sprocketflup]

Didn't get a picture but was following a works van the other day and someone had written in the grime on the back "Theres only one tool in this van....."

tickled me anyway

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

Last week i was following a really really dirty van and someone had scrawled on the back 'bucket & sponge for sale , surplus to requirements'

 

[Blue Duck]

When I was at college I parked my filthy car a bit close to where everyone congregated a lunch, after a day It was covered in equations, electrical symbols and a ***** on the side for good measure.

:slap

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

Good advice ?

 

[Blue Duck]

Is it not sitting on the fence that got us here in the first place?

:slap

 

[kme]

When I was doing electronic engineering, many many years back, and I was in my late teens / early twenties, I had a nice "collection" of test gear from around the site, that had managed to come and "visit" my desk - decided it liked it there, and stayed

At the time, there were often Asian and ( I think) western european "suits" visiting ( the company was "Sentra" - a poor mans Amstrad, I suppose........) - But I`d seen a sign in a book, and printed it off, stuck to the rack of testgear......along the lines of:

            ACHTUNG!
            --------
Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der Sprinngwerk, blowenfusen und
     poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Ist nicht fur gewerken by das Dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken
     sightseeren keepen hands in das Pockets.
     Relaxen und watch das blinkenlights...

 
 
Still makes me chuckle, when you`d seen the foreigners trying to decipher the notice :slap

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

 

[Blue Duck]

Saw something similar but it wasnt suitable for posting in a public forum

Here's today's. ...

How is it funny? Can you see the well manicured garden in the background? It's a new build / part social and this door was the entrance to the garden for the social Tennants....

 

[Blue Duck]

photobucket went wrong

 

[kme]

`Scuse me........................I can`t SEE a ruddy bar to push.

Is it off screen; or have they used the wrong signage?

Just.......being a pedant

 

[Andy™]

probably removed to stop them opening the door. or its fell off through constant use

 

[Blue Duck]

There is a hand push plate on the right hand side possibly for wheelchair users?

Not sure what they would do about the stairs though :C

 

[kerching]

There is a hand push plate on the right hand side possibly for wheelchair users?

Not sure what they would do about the stairs though :C

Wheelchairs go down stairs quite quickly, going upstairs is a tad slower!.........first hand experience many years ago

 

[kme]

:slap

 

[Blue Duck]

♤

Another sign I saw reminded me of this. ..

That's my old dog Rufus

 

[Blue Duck]

Oh and one last one....

Deke's old van???

 

[Evans Electric]

Why did I not see that one coming ?

 

[OnOff]

Ignore

 

[Andy™]

Ignore

dont be starting that again....

 

[kerching]

Not exactly in the true spirit of the OP, but

Spotted at wholesalers recently..........attention to detail is EVERYTHING in the cut throat world of the Sparky

He did manage to spell CCTV correctly though