Funny signs thread

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

Saw this sign at a local farm over the weekend, i still cant work out what its trying to get across  ?

 

[kerching]

Saw this sign at a local farm over the weekend, i still cant work out what its trying to get across  ?

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Mark is the GAY son of the Farmer.

He has decided to discontinue with his ovine fiddly diddly Cliffing and elected to take the Barrymore route, similar to the Crafty Butcher on Corrie who always got his meat delivered around the back

He has taken this opportunity to proclaim his membership of the "friends of Dorothy society society" and has come out

So. Mark Out is on the signage.....simple really when you think about it

 

[ProDave]

Yes I know it's been photo shopped, but it's still funny.

 

[steptoe]

Yes I know it's been photo shopped, but it's still funny.

it hasnt been Dave, AFAIAA,

a good friend sent me this a while back,

I think its a NAW voter that did the sticky on bit and put the F on the door,

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

 

[ProDave]

 

 

[misssweden]

Ok, not a sign but I thought you guys might apprechiate it

 

[ProDave]

Are you volunteering?

Do you get to Scotland often?

 

[Blue Duck]

Ok, not a sign but I thought you guys might apprechiate it

Link please

 

[OnOff]

I hope that with winter approaching, SSE will be given out  warmer PPE than that shown on the T-shirt! 

 

[Windpasser]

Here's something that caught my eye - just !

 

[ProDave]

Not a "sign", but these are apparently the Christmas lights in Dover.



One wonders who designed them (Ben Dover perhaps?)

and what were they thinking at the time.

 

[kerching]

Not a "sign", but these are apparently the Christmas lights in Dover.

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One wonders who designed them (Ben Dover perhaps?)

and what were they thinking at the time.

SERIOUSLY.!?!

fricking brilliant.....what a C. O. C. K. up

 

[ProDave]

 I think the lights are genuine, somewhere, but possibly not Brighton?  never trust what you read on the Internet.

but Brighton did have an "issue" with it's lights 2 years ago http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/12/13/theres-a-problem-with-brightons-christmas-lights/

 

[misssweden]

:slap

That's brilliant!

 

[kerching]

Found on a machine in a Doctors today....why isn't life like this?

 

[Blue Duck]

:lol:

Forgot about this thread...

 

[ProDave]

Found on a machine in a Doctors today....why isn't life like this?

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That's a daft place to put such an important "button" it can take ages to find sometimes.....   :coat

 

[Blue Duck]

 

[ProDave]

A few found on another forum: