I went to do some work in a bungalow up clent hills, it was one of those dark lanes and their was a frosty side wind when I got out of my car. I knocked on the door waited a few minutes and could smell someone cooking bacon. A bald old man stepped toed up behind me, he came out of nowhere" yes what do you want?"
I replied "I had come to do the rewire, are you the owner"
"Good Evans, its you, follow me around the house to the tradesman entrance.
As i walked around the rear it was dark, cold and damp, and it looked like it was going to turn into a right ole rainy day!
I'm sure I saw a Badger at the bottom of the garden inside an old broken canoe eating a stinking oldbad fish.
"Come inside, come and wipe your dirty boots on that matty."
The house was full of cobwebs, quirky antiques and I nearly caught my head on a moose head as I walked up the stairs. He took me to his bathroom which I explained was a special location.
I said " Right ok sir , I will start here" and he left me to it.
Later on his wife came upstairs and asked me if I wanted a cup of tea, then a while later the old man came back and said" do you want a drink cocker?"
I replied " Oh i think your wife has made me one"
"dont be silly, she passed away years ago!"
Hoooo, isnt that a megger spooky story.
thats excellent! extra points if you can get my name in there next time lol
