Husband pet names

[m4tty]

Three woman sat drinking and talking about sexy pet names they have for their husbands.

First one says, "I call mine 'The Dentist' because he knows how to drill me and fill me!"

Second one says, "I call mine 'The Miner' because of his long dark shaft!"

Third one says, "Well I call mine 'The Postman' of course."

The other two women smile and ask, "Why?"

She replies, "Because his sack is always full, he takes ages to come and if he can't deliver at the front he'll gladly go round the back.

 

[Robin Spark]

Well I am going to have words with our postman!

He now only comes in the afternoon and often drops his red rubbers on my drivebad day explode